So, I have relatively thin hair, despite what the whore that cut it said.

I need a baller ass volumizing shampoo.

ALSO, what is the lame hipster trend for guys these days, anyway? I have literally never done anything to my hair but dry it (it tends to stick up bed heady all day regardless)

Help me become stylish plz

9/29/2013 6:01:13 PM

just take a 2 guard to your whole head

9/29/2013 6:01:42 PM

yea, some fucker did that once after i told him not to

no thx

pale white guys can't pull that off without having a swastika tattoo

[Edited on September 29, 2013 at 6:08 PM. Reason : ]

9/29/2013 6:07:55 PM

9/29/2013 6:08:11 PM

well, this has failed miserably

I'm glad i wasted 30 seconds of my fucking day on this

9/29/2013 11:02:29 PM

9/29/2013 11:07:40 PM