50 years ago today

11/22/2013 8:31:11 AM

Yep, 50 years ago today JFK got it through his head that we didn't want him here in Dallas anymore

11/22/2013 8:34:39 AM

WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY

11/22/2013 8:37:41 AM

TROUBLE IN THE SEWERS!

11/22/2013 9:17:08 AM

THEY'LL NEVER STOP THE SIMPSONS

11/22/2013 9:29:21 AM

you have to ask yourself, just what are willing to believe:


VP Johnson staged JFK's assassination

The mob killed JFK

The pope killed JFK cause he would not submit to his orders

Obama was not born in America

the govt did 9/11

the conversion to DTV allows big brother to spy on you

the iran hostage situation was planned by Reagan to make Carter look bad

the brotherhood of the Freemasons is placing its people in all levels of govt in preparation for the New World Order (i hope its the Wolfpac, and not the black and white)

we are all in the Matrix right now

we didnt land on the moon

Travon verdict was influenced by political favors being called in

Marilyn Monroe was killed by one or more Kennedy brothers

Hitler didnt die in 1945, he escaped to South America

Brian Heriot will be a good guy, and will be instrumental in saving Rick from Negan, at the expense of his own life

the Holocaust did not happen

Mary Magdalene was pregnant with the child of Jesus, and the bloodline survives to this day

Steve Jobs is not dead, his brainwaves were transferred into a mega Ipod

Big oil killed the electric car

the USS Eldridge was an attempt at the cloaking device in 1943, but instead transported the ship to 1984 and back again, but the crew died Event Horizon style

we already have a cure for AIDS and cancer, but an instant cure doesnt make as much money as lifetime treatments

A baby born today will live to be 135

The govt sabotaged the levees during Katrina

NSA allowed Snowden to release info, to distract from global food and water shortages

the only reason that prostitution is illegal is because the govt cant tax it efficiently

our govt is in contact with aliens, but this is hidden from the public

Area 51

Apollo 18 landed on the moon in absolute secret, discovery of rock-spiders led to no more contact with the moon

Space Shuttle Discovery was shot down by govt out of fear of said spiders

IBM cheated to give Deep Blue the win

Elvis is still alive, and he killed Michael Jackson

Tupac is still alive, and will make his return at the 2010 winter olympics

Global Warming is man made

11/22/2013 10:15:15 AM

One of the Misfits best songs (imo)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs22lHuTPFw&feature=youtube_gdata_player&hd=1

Quote :

"President's bullet ridden body in the street Ride, Johnny, ride Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete Ride, Johnny, ride Johnny's wife is floundering Johnny's wife is scared Run, Jackie, run Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head Texas is the reason that the president's dead Ya gotta suck, suck, Jackie, suck President's bullet ridden body in the street Ride, Johnny, ride Kennedys shattered head hits concrete Ride, Johnny, ride Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head Texas is the reason that the president's dead Ya gotta suck, suck, Jackie, suck Arise Jackie-O Jonathan F. Kennedy will rise and be shot down Dint's gonna be your desert My cum'll be your life source And the only way to get it Is to suck Or fuck Or be poor and devoid, and masturbate me Masturbate me, then slurp it from your palms Like a dry desert soakin' up the rain, soakin' up the sun Like a dry desert soakin' up the rain, soakin' up the sun"

11/22/2013 12:31:46 PM

LIKE WHEN MARGE BECAME A ROBOT

11/22/2013 12:51:16 PM

11/22/2013 1:06:23 PM

11/22/2013 1:10:51 PM

my high school psychology teacher had this poster hanging in her classroom



[Edited on November 22, 2013 at 1:21 PM. Reason : she ended up being pretty cool]

11/22/2013 1:20:07 PM

haha, that always makes me chuckle

11/22/2013 1:21:33 PM

I've always believe this to be what REALLY went down.

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/11/21/21520758-accidental-assassin-jfk-theory-alleges-secret-service-agent-fumbled-gun

11/22/2013 1:22:42 PM

[Edited on November 22, 2013 at 1:26 PM. Reason : ]

11/22/2013 1:25:40 PM

the greatest conspiracy is that there is no conspiracy

11/22/2013 1:26:33 PM

Oswald was after the jack ruby

11/22/2013 2:02:00 PM

11/22/2013 2:58:54 PM

11/22/2013 3:01:01 PM

MAYBE MOE GETS A CELL PHONE

11/22/2013 3:23:19 PM

^^that's right up there with llewisjj's comics.

11/22/2013 3:24:28 PM

^ I thought that it was


HAS BART EVER OWNED A BEAR?

11/22/2013 4:03:55 PM

I can't even read half that shit and gave up. Fuck the noise.

11/22/2013 4:10:40 PM

I don't get it

11/22/2013 4:39:22 PM

^





I didn't even read so I guess I don't either

11/22/2013 4:51:20 PM

Don't mess with Texas!

It's not nice to fuck with retards!

11/22/2013 7:27:41 PM

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/columnist/rieder/2013/11/21/if-kennedy-had-been-shot-in-the-social-media-era/3663465/

11/22/2013 7:44:41 PM

^OR HOW ABOUT A CRAZY WEDDING?

WHERE SOMETHING HAPPENS AND DO DO DO DO DO

11/22/2013 7:55:23 PM

oh beck bennett

you so crazay

11/22/2013 7:56:01 PM

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