So say you're chilling with a lady; nothing really going on. Good ole chubbles decides he wants in on the action even though that isn't remotely on your mind. Then you're trying to hide it and it's trying to jam into her. GOD DAMMIT, I JUST WANTED TO CUDDLE, NOT FUCK. NOW IT'S ALL WEIRD.

What a bunch of inconvenient horseshit. How do you control this? DO YOU EVEN HAVE THIS HAPPEN?

12/13/2013 5:56:08 PM

Dude. If we have to tell you what to do with a hardon and a girl is present you have problems

12/13/2013 5:59:27 PM

hahahahahaha

12/13/2013 6:00:46 PM

this is a lot of dick threads for one user in a day. who do you think you are, EMCE?

12/13/2013 6:07:05 PM

I was hoping I wouldn't have to point that out

12/13/2013 6:10:10 PM

If you're lying next to a broad, and you harden up and start poking into her...what's the problem and why would you want to avoid that?


Hell, especially in your case, if it might be another few months before you get it up again!

12/13/2013 6:15:01 PM

Dude, first you complaining that your dick has revolted, and now you complaining that it is working??

Wtf dude, make up your mind about whether you want it or not. If you don't want it, cut it off and give it to Slave Famous, he can make use of it.



[Edited on December 13, 2013 at 6:42 PM. Reason : ]

12/13/2013 6:39:35 PM

I think women understand that if they're touching a guy for any extended period of time, he's likely to develop a erection

or I've always operated under this assumption, anyway

it's so common and unavoidable that it's not even awkward, for me

12/13/2013 6:45:53 PM

^^ Best advice anyone could ever give.

12/13/2013 6:45:55 PM

I expected a thread about being a fat guy

I mean all moments are inopportune then

12/13/2013 7:40:38 PM

^ yea, I'd imagine that blows

Also, sit tight, I'll see if I can come up with another dick thread.

12/13/2013 8:16:41 PM

Perhaps you haven't spent enough one on one with your chubbie to understand him. The chemistry between you and Chubs is delicate. Everyday, he vomits profusely. He has a hole in his head. His roomates are nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. Could you blame him for getting excited when he detects a female nearby? Show him some love! His life can be hard at times!


[Edited on December 13, 2013 at 9:50 PM. Reason : ,]

12/13/2013 9:45:54 PM

12/13/2013 10:05:41 PM

I read this as clubs and I was very confused. I was expecting a fire drill or something, or This club will hopefully be closed in three weeks, that would be cool with me

12/13/2013 10:28:33 PM

lol

12/13/2013 10:38:10 PM

Fuck i wish i had that problem, the older i get the more effort....FML I need some cialis or something

12/13/2013 10:39:01 PM

12/13/2013 10:40:14 PM

My SO develops one every time I cry. Like clock work. I tease him about it, but I imagine that might not go over well with a new lady friend.

12/15/2013 8:03:23 AM

What?

12/15/2013 10:14:58 AM

http://rafibomb.tumblr.com/post/18090952213/that-was-a-murder-boner

12/15/2013 10:15:52 AM

^^^ that's awful

12/15/2013 10:17:12 AM

Quote :

"My SO develops one every time I cry."

lmao, holy shit


BUT SERIOUSLY, LET ME KIND OF REDIRECT THIS TOWARDS THE WOMEN

If you're next to a guy and he starts to get an erection, how do you take it? Is it awkward, normal, cool, what?

12/15/2013 4:13:14 PM

12/15/2013 5:51:46 PM

gg vinyl, my first thought as well

I use to always get them on the wolfline I guess because of the vibrations. I'm like "wtf are you up to, you dick." Then once you start to think about it, it is not going away.

Oh and



[Edited on December 16, 2013 at 1:36 PM. Reason : teacher boner]

12/16/2013 1:35:04 PM

Is this thread about bottombabys separation?


Also. Boners are cool. They make me happy.

12/16/2013 1:51:53 PM

Quote :

"Is this thread about bottombabys separation? "

wait, wut?

12/16/2013 2:00:45 PM

I've never really cuddled with a girl that I wasn't already fucking. I don't understand how this situation would cause angst or anxiety.

Do platonic opposite sex friends cuddle? That can't be a thing...

12/16/2013 2:38:28 PM

They wouldn't let me play on the Pro Tour anymore.

Oh I'm sorry...because you're black?

Hell no...damn alligator but my hand off!

12/16/2013 2:41:13 PM

damn alligators and their buts

12/16/2013 2:56:33 PM

Only time this was a prob was in middle school whenever a girl wanted to sit on my lap. Instant chub. Then anxiety. Therefore, chub gets worse.

12/16/2013 3:27:47 PM

Quote :

"If you're next to a guy and he starts to get an erection, how do you take it? Is it awkward, normal, cool, what?"

if he is laying all up on you, he wants to bang you..... therefore you can assume a boner will follow, even if sex isn't yet a topic .... it happens, and most women know that

12/16/2013 3:47:04 PM

Quote :

"if he is laying all up on you, he wants to bang you"

That's not necessarily true...at least in my apparently gay case

12/16/2013 3:59:28 PM

What a queer

12/16/2013 4:04:32 PM

^^errr so I guess I didn't mean to call you gay, but could you elaborate on an occasion where you would be cuddling with a female you did NOt want to bang (that doesn't include blood relation bc please don't cuddle your sister that way)

12/16/2013 4:09:43 PM

haha, well, i can't say that i wouldn't bang her - just not always at that particular moment.

really can't give you a particular instance off the top of my head

[Edited on December 16, 2013 at 4:30 PM. Reason : ]

12/16/2013 4:29:58 PM

^ that is bascially what I am saying

if you are a girl, and you are not blood related and you are both straight and laying next to/laying all up on

eventually sex is going to be a possibility, and women who have seen a penis before understand that boners happen when you are cuddling


.... so it's not a big deal

12/16/2013 4:42:42 PM

well why the hell have i never thought that

STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID

[Edited on December 16, 2013 at 4:49 PM. Reason : ]

12/16/2013 4:48:47 PM

bc you didn't consult tww sooner?!

12/16/2013 4:53:45 PM

I'm going to be a shitty grad student if it takes me this long to consult others on such an important topic.

[Edited on December 16, 2013 at 4:55 PM. Reason : ]

12/16/2013 4:55:29 PM

that teacher has downs syndrome like a boss

12/16/2013 4:57:47 PM

My husband is the king of random chubs. Luckily always at home. I like to play with them, but sometimes they are so random I question them and tease him and then it goes away

12/17/2013 8:56:55 AM

Never tease a man's chub, woman! What is wrong with you?!

12/17/2013 9:02:03 AM