29 yrs going HAM and just now broke my elbow. just goes to show, kids; keep at it and you'll evenyually succeed. this is typed with one hand. so sue me. grammar nazzi, etc-al

12/22/2013 12:04:09 AM

What were you doing?

Was it your fappin' arm?

Did it hurt at first? I broke my elbow in high school playing basketball, and didn't even feel it doe another 30 minutes.

12/22/2013 12:06:02 AM

congrats. hope you have a speedy recovery.

12/22/2013 12:06:09 AM

recently moved to portland and was riding my double-decker unicycle. fortunately not the fappin arm!

^thanks

12/22/2013 12:08:46 AM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Going%20Ham

12/22/2013 12:17:35 AM

^thank you

Why would you do that that sounds like a terrible idea.

[Edited on December 22, 2013 at 12:22 AM. Reason : What is a double decker unicycle? That actually sounds awesome]

12/22/2013 12:22:15 AM

This is right before he fell off and broke his arm

12/22/2013 12:24:32 AM

in fact i fell off my longskateboard

[Edited on December 22, 2013 at 12:36 AM. Reason : lying is fun]

12/22/2013 12:36:05 AM

Did you really move to Portland? As in the one in Oregon?

12/22/2013 1:30:49 AM

no. did bust my ass and break my arm though.

yeah EMCE i didnt realize it was broken at first either. i knew something was wrong after initial shock wore off and i still couldn't extend it either way very far (and my arm hurting like a bitch). how long did you take to heal?

12/22/2013 11:42:24 AM

lol, my dumbass kept playing ball. 30 minutes later, I couldn't extend it all the way. I think it took a few months to heal. I can't remember exactly.

12/22/2013 11:47:19 AM

haha. i knew immediately that it was time to stop skating. fuck, a few months? i don't have time for that

12/22/2013 12:13:59 PM

Maybe less. lol, it was over 10 years ago.

12/22/2013 12:27:51 PM

Oh I get it. Hipsters and all that. So I guess you're stick with your arm bent in a cast for a while? Let me know if I can help. Also what are you doing for Christmas?

12/22/2013 12:31:17 PM

the worst thing so far is the itch under the splint and ace wrap. second worse thing is my left armpit is nearly always closed. hard to air that shit out. gets irritated and sweaty surprisingly quick. third thing is the damn sling strap constantly diggin in my right shoulder and some resultant severe cramps in my left shoulder.

12/23/2013 11:19:46 PM

wrap some foam or a washcloth around that strap. or get one of those fuzzy seatbelt cover things. they make baby sized that would work really well I bet.

12/23/2013 11:42:35 PM

Play it up at bars and clubs

12/24/2013 2:10:46 AM

You saved a baby seal from being eaten by a shark and that's where you got bit.

12/24/2013 10:36:03 AM

Which bone did you break?

12/24/2013 10:53:48 AM

The arm bone.
If you're having trouble picturing it just remember it's connected to the wrist bone and the shoulder bone.

12/24/2013 11:00:48 AM

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12/24/2013 2:29:22 PM

By the way, my new band name is "Radial Head". Working on our first single 2+2=4 soon. haha

12/24/2013 2:31:12 PM