when you jerk on the toilet and synchronize your orgasm with the release of a giant turd

I'm not event sure this is possible

but it needs a name before I try it

12/23/2013 7:39:44 PM

This is a job for Slave Famous

[Edited on December 23, 2013 at 7:47 PM. Reason : ]

12/23/2013 7:46:50 PM

That? you mean the settledown?

12/23/2013 8:30:39 PM

would have called it the aaronburro, but he is too inept to get the timing right.

12/23/2013 8:37:12 PM

i think one of those lewisje comics describe this

12/23/2013 8:39:51 PM

It's a Rusty Venture

12/23/2013 9:14:39 PM

Chocolate Dream

12/23/2013 9:16:07 PM

^^but brock said that's when you jerk off so much that your dick gets all red and sore

12/23/2013 9:29:22 PM

poop 'n pop

12/23/2013 9:40:58 PM

the Anthony Kiedes

(simultaneous release)

12/23/2013 9:52:18 PM

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classicum

12/23/2013 10:00:29 PM

The Sputnik

12/23/2013 10:11:14 PM

Quote :

"^^but brock said that's when you jerk off so much that your dick gets all red and sore "

haha, I thought most of the possible explanations involved semen and assholes, so I just went with it

12/23/2013 10:32:49 PM

A cumdrop!

12/23/2013 11:08:26 PM

^wins /thread

12/24/2013 6:49:57 AM

Ex Text

12/24/2013 7:28:09 AM

the hostess cupcake

12/24/2013 9:59:34 AM

^AHAHAHAH

winner.

12/24/2013 11:56:41 AM

I was gonna say simultaneous release, but those two are clear winners

12/24/2013 12:55:05 PM

hostess cupcake!!!!

ahaha

the visual is perfect

I intend to prove this person wrong: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090826210649AAP8oWP

[Edited on December 24, 2013 at 1:09 PM. Reason : r]

12/24/2013 1:08:38 PM

Fuck you assholes I'll never be able to eat a hostess cupcake again

12/24/2013 2:06:00 PM

wait, on the toilet or in it?

12/24/2013 4:36:14 PM

thats called the pump and dump

12/24/2013 10:54:34 PM

The Log Ride

12/25/2013 1:33:17 AM

Frosted Brownie.


BTW, I don't think it is possible, because when you orgasm and ejaculate, the PC muscles get clenched, so I don't see how any shit can get out.


[Edited on December 25, 2013 at 7:53 AM. Reason : ]

12/25/2013 7:49:54 AM

I call it the kanye west

12/25/2013 7:15:45 PM

I prefer the "Swiss Roll" or "Little Debbie" over the "Hostess Cupcake". Both seem more exotic.

12/25/2013 7:43:23 PM

^^ if you have the turd halfway out when you bust it'll automatically cause you to pinch it. That could work.

12/25/2013 8:08:21 PM

weirdest bonner right now

12/25/2013 11:55:09 PM

I'm actually feeling kind of nauseous reading this thread

the actual act described in the OP isn't so bad...but terms like "Hostess Cupcake," "Frosted Brownie," and "Swiss Roll" are, when used in this connection, sinister and sickening.

12/25/2013 11:59:47 PM

Oh, you mean the #2 with a side of mayo?

12/26/2013 10:04:24 AM