http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/

This is hilarious and fascinating

1/2/2014 10:05:26 AM

shit is hilarious, questions are awesome but man i hate the fucking layout of reddit.

1/2/2014 1:53:55 PM

If you want to be able to read the questions and his answers without having to try to browse the whole thread, go here:

http://www.reddit.com/r/tabled/comments/1u7f50/table_iama_i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/

1/2/2014 3:36:37 PM

1/2/2014 4:03:24 PM

holy crap that was hilarious!

Quote :

"Just to summarize what we've learnt. He's bisexual. He's attractive. He's lives in a threesome. He likes fisting others and being fisted. He likes putting things down his urethra. He casually mentions the time six people had sex with him simultaneously. He shoots 12 times when he cums. Straight men magically turn bicurious around him. And on top of that, he has two penises. Well played, God. Good to know you didn't waste that extra penis on a prude."

[Edited on January 2, 2014 at 4:07 PM. Reason : .]

1/2/2014 4:05:41 PM

I'm sure there are 2 or 3 wasted on prudes but by nature they have told no one as to not draw attention to themselves.

1/2/2014 4:18:05 PM

Truly a god among men

1/2/2014 5:16:23 PM

I thought this was going to be about George Washington

1/2/2014 6:54:59 PM

Twelve stories high made of radiation

1/3/2014 12:26:11 AM

better layout

http://www.topiama.com/r/2075/i-am-the-guy-with-two-penises-ama

1/3/2014 12:39:03 AM

too bad his penises are deformed... should have gotten the circumcision.

1/3/2014 3:14:41 PM

In the picture it look like he has one cut and one un-cut. I guess he wanted to cover all the bases, as if two dick wasn't enough by themselves.

Regardless, once the world ends, he will rise from the ashes to power and when someone challenges his rule, he'll drop his pants and that'll be the end of it

1/4/2014 10:58:19 AM

I would not want two dicks. It's hard enough to concentrate with one dick trying to do all the thinking.

1/4/2014 11:13:01 AM

^^
In the latest link, there are 2 pics. Second pic shows both are uncut.

What you see in the seemingly cut/uncut pic is this:

Quote :

"Q: Can one be hard and the other not? A: always starts that way. left one starts to get semi first, then stops at a certain point. Right one then gets rock hard and if I'm horny enough the left one will continue to stiffen up and get bigger. Once or twice, with a cock ring on, they've both been equally rock hard."

[Edited on January 4, 2014 at 11:14 AM. Reason : ]

1/4/2014 11:13:05 AM

Lol

Quote :

"[–]charklar 1403 points 2 days ago Boy do I have a treat for you, have you heard about the girl with two vaginas?? http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/11uf2z/iama_female_who_was_born_with_a_complete_uterine/ permalink [–]DoubleDickDude[S] 3090 points 2 days ago yeah i had and ive seen some pics. kind of hot but i'd end up destroying her. i pound pretty damn hard. she'd go from two tiny vagina holes to one big gaper. permalinkparent [–]fromlurkertoredditor 2162 points 2 days ago Best. Response. Ever."

She even wrote herself

Quote :

"[–]nurseryRN 298 points 1 day ago Well I have to say I've gotten quite a few messages in my inbox about this AMA. We're soulmates I am the girl with the two vaginas http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/11uf2z/iama_female_who_was_born_with_a_complete_uterine/) permalink [–]Sammiesam123988 30 points 1 day ago Oh my god you guys have to have children and populate the earth with the next level of evolution. DOUBLE GENITALS! permalinkparent [–]LoveWhatYouFear 15 points 1 day ago You two should make a film, perhaps with Ron Jeremy as the director. Pay day. permalinkparent [–]synonimical 15 points 1 day ago Oh my god, a true Reddit love story... permalinkparen [–]ChecktheTechnique 12 points 1 day ago Amazing! What do we have to do to get you two together? permalinkparent [–]Cytria 4 points 23 hours ago OP PLS RESPOND permalinkparent [–]imabigfilly 3 points 1 day ago You missed out girl, he's now in a committed and happy relationship with two people damn him."

[Edited on January 4, 2014 at 12:04 PM. Reason : ]

1/4/2014 11:59:20 AM

Quote :

"[–]throwaway55555555544 253 points 1 year ago DON'T do it. I'm a female who was born with no vagina, uterus or any plumbing at all basically and I was given an operation in my teens to "create" a vagina. I was actually suicidal from the pain for months. It's pretty fucking easy for a doctor who's never done it to tell you that a procedure is simple and that the mold isn't uncomfortable. It was hell. That mold basically stretches and re-aggravates a wound that's trying to heal and can't because of the constant re-injury. Tell your doctor to go fuck themselves. permalink parent [–]nurseryRN[S] 145 points 1 year ago oh my gosh that comment made me cringe. I'm sorry you had to go through that. permalink parent [–]throwaway55555555544 261 points 1 year ago Thank you for that. It was absolutely the worst time of my life. To be honest I've still got some anger issues because of the medical team's "Oh goody, isn't it GREAT that we can do this?!" attitude. No one cared that I was scared to death and didn't even know if I wanted to go through with it or not, it was damn the torpedoes and full steam ahead! I don't blame my parents, they were country bumpkins who I'm sure were just as scared and confused as I was. The doctors should have known better. When I got my first (small!) tattoo the artist sat me down and said, "Now, you need to think long and hard about this and be sure that this is something that you really want to do. If you still want it come back next week and we'll talk then" and sent me home. That man showed more concern for me than the entire medical team combined. permalink parent [–]Christine8 40 points 1 year ago That's awful. Sorry that happened to you. permalink parent [–]throwaway55555555544 78 points 1 year ago Thanks. Hopefully things are better now. Back "in my day" the shame of being abnormal was simply crushing. My parents couldn't even speak to me about it, there was no internet, I couldn't ask the doctor questions because my Mom was always with me and whisked me in and out as quickly as possible. It was terrifying. Today though we have the internet and things like the Intersex Society of North America so, fingers crossed for today's kids... "

of course the woman born with NO vagina just had to chime in and make it all about her. i'd call her a cunt, but...

1/4/2014 12:26:00 PM

1/4/2014 9:46:25 PM

but fuck the mormons right

1/5/2014 6:05:00 PM

bump to post about another woman with two vaginas: http://www.buzzfeed.com/candacelowry/this-woman-shows-what-its-like-to-live-with-two-vaginas

5/1/2015 12:27:26 AM