What would you be and why?

1/17/2014 9:47:05 AM

not gonna answer your own question?

I'd be an elephant, cause they're strong, intelligent, loyal, and unstoppable.

1/17/2014 9:49:46 AM

Dolphin/seal/sperm whale

Because I want to go down deep into the ocean, and I have always been fascinated by the whole different world that exists underwater.

1/17/2014 9:50:07 AM

I'm still thinking. I'm currently a cat and I've decided it is a bit boring. Gotta figure out another answer.

1/17/2014 9:50:30 AM

Cyborg

and because cyborgs are neat

[Edited on January 17, 2014 at 10:00 AM. Reason : v]

1/17/2014 9:50:43 AM

And why?

1/17/2014 9:53:18 AM

bull shark

1/17/2014 9:55:36 AM

being a human is way better than being any other animal

1/17/2014 9:56:19 AM

Lol at thousands of choices and choosing cat So you wanna be a pet and live in a house like a human and not be free and wild?

1/17/2014 9:56:40 AM

I didn't choose to be a cat. I'm on bed rest. I can't do anything but eat, potty, and sleep. Boring.

1/17/2014 9:57:33 AM

Manbearpig

1/17/2014 9:58:26 AM

Scarlett Macaw. Long Life. Live in the tropics. Open nuts with my beak. Flying.

1/17/2014 10:08:08 AM

Leviathan a'la Farscape. /geek

Fly around the universe exploring all kinds of cool shit.

1/17/2014 10:09:35 AM

Some kind of large bird of prey like an eagle or a falcon. Pretty high on the food chain, not many predators, you get to fly all over the place and look badass all the time.

1/17/2014 10:10:39 AM

Otter. They have fun doing fun stuff

1/17/2014 10:01:11 PM

A bird cause I'm drunk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI-ezEtJ_-s

1/17/2014 10:13:14 PM

bowhead whale

1/17/2014 10:22:03 PM

[Edited on January 17, 2014 at 10:31 PM. Reason : aSD]

1/17/2014 10:30:29 PM

Sloth was my second choice.

1/17/2014 10:37:18 PM

Bonobo ape.

They spend their lives boning down, and they're pretty freaky about it. They sometimes eat and sleep, presumably just to enable more humping.

1/17/2014 10:52:44 PM

Homo sapiens sapiens.

1/17/2014 10:53:38 PM

ive been asked that in an interview before.

1/18/2014 2:52:24 AM

Lion.

Lay around and sleep all day long, and your bitches do all the work for you.

[Edited on January 18, 2014 at 7:52 AM. Reason : plus when you have a kid, all the rest of the animals come to see a baboon hold it up on a cliff.]

1/18/2014 7:50:53 AM

Siberian tiger. Murder machine.

1/18/2014 8:44:16 AM

Dragon. I don't think I really need to explain why, but breathing fire is awesome.

1/18/2014 9:04:25 AM

[Edited on January 18, 2014 at 9:19 AM. Reason : Ff]

1/18/2014 9:17:07 AM

A great white shark

Apex predator that rules the oceans. Probably a nice life.

1/18/2014 9:44:54 AM

a majestic Texas rattlesnake

cause that would be the bottom line

1/18/2014 9:50:58 AM

A bird again cause whatever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI-ezEtJ_-s

11/24/2015 6:35:56 PM

Still a lion.

Because you can murder your brother and take over his kingdom and boss around hyenas.

11/24/2015 6:40:31 PM