this morning when I was renewing my license. I feel so weird.
Will we die at anytime when driving? Is it a nice intention for this donation declaration?

1/21/2014 2:46:32 PM

i drink a fifth every night, and i have cataracts


^ yes, they assume that because of your ethnicity

[Edited on January 21, 2014 at 2:49 PM. Reason : .]

1/21/2014 2:49:00 PM

I'm surprised they asked, no one wants a donated chink eye

1/21/2014 2:50:02 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aclS1pGHp8o

Prepare for a knock on the door.

[Edited on January 21, 2014 at 2:52 PM. Reason : .]

1/21/2014 2:51:21 PM

First you refuse to give a secret santa present (even though you signed up)

Now you won't give the DMV your eye.

You're a selfish person.

1/21/2014 2:51:53 PM

organs from shoot make you a dumbass and his eyes make you a terrible driver.

i wonder if each organ comes with a masters degree?

1/21/2014 2:53:54 PM

No sir. Not today.

1/21/2014 2:54:33 PM

Other than religious reasons I don't really understand why someone wouldn't be an organ donor. You aren't using that shit anymore and you could save a life.

1/21/2014 2:59:26 PM

They can have mine, if they can ever find the body...

1/21/2014 3:00:42 PM

CAUSE WHEN JESUS COMES BACK YOU DONT WANNA BE MISSING PARTS IN THE RESURRECTION GLORY BE TO THE WAY AND THE BLOOD

YEE HAWW

1/21/2014 3:01:25 PM

But I feel intimidated. It's like they want me to die ASAP.

1/21/2014 3:03:07 PM

I said no so they'd try harder to save me instead of giving up early to optimize the viability of my innards ಠ_ಠ

1/21/2014 3:06:31 PM

They insisted because they've seen your driving record and know you will die asap.

Also you marked "asian." It's pretty much a fact your death will be automobile related.

OR BIRD FLU

1/21/2014 3:11:36 PM

SHUT UP. You want me to suspend u?



[Edited on January 21, 2014 at 3:15 PM. Reason : add]

1/21/2014 3:13:21 PM

go ahead, and suspend him shoot

click 'User Info' under his name, then click 'session list'. the suspend button is under there

[Edited on January 21, 2014 at 3:15 PM. Reason : jjj]

1/21/2014 3:14:05 PM

The title should be changed to: DMV wanted my organs and eyes.

1/21/2014 3:20:21 PM

asian eyes are squinty because of the pollution in their homeland

1/21/2014 3:21:28 PM

y0willy0 I dont really get the religious reasons either honestly, but if that is their belief whatever.

1/21/2014 3:24:13 PM

yeah its the same reason they dont want to be cremated.

they dont want to be resurrected as a cinder or dust cloud i suppose.

1/21/2014 3:25:07 PM

^^ You don't know the resurrection of God?

[Edited on January 21, 2014 at 3:30 PM. Reason : ^ Now the pollution has effected LA, LOL]

1/21/2014 3:29:20 PM

shoot, i would pay 20 bucks just to hear you try and say the word "religion."

1/21/2014 3:31:04 PM

I will say it for you for 2k.

1/21/2014 3:33:59 PM

1/21/2014 3:50:07 PM

I want some sushi now.

1/21/2014 3:57:00 PM

^^ Should get suspended

1/21/2014 4:09:28 PM

Why? Because he offended you?

1/21/2014 4:18:49 PM

B/c 99% of Asians don't drive like that. Total discrimination

1/21/2014 4:23:59 PM

So you found his post offensive?

1/21/2014 4:25:29 PM

^^actually, it's pretty well documented that 73% of asians DO drive like that.

1/21/2014 4:26:22 PM

1/21/2014 4:27:23 PM

That video is accurate.


Asians love to call out other people's driving while they are changing 5 lanes of traffic on a no-look

1/21/2014 4:31:28 PM

That's not me, at least.

[Edited on January 21, 2014 at 4:37 PM. Reason : No one wants to die.]

1/21/2014 4:36:58 PM

better.

1/21/2014 4:39:55 PM

1/21/2014 4:49:22 PM

Asian driver:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BGkOKVMUU

1/21/2014 6:20:49 PM

Remember when you guys talk about Asian, it means a group of ppl more than 4B. The sample pool is too big.

[Edited on January 21, 2014 at 7:13 PM. Reason : grammar]

1/21/2014 7:06:44 PM

I guess this funny meme belongs here?

1/30/2014 11:48:22 PM

I chuckled.

1/31/2014 8:19:11 AM

Quote :

" DMV wanted my organs and eyes"

You know that your eyes are an organ, yes?

1/31/2014 8:49:01 AM

Don't worry you can always sign up and renig claiming you didn't understand you piece of shit

1/31/2014 12:00:12 PM

Quote :

"renig"

1/31/2014 12:23:52 PM

So, for the record, the medical staff treating you is intentionally separate from an organ transplantation team. Typically teams for each organ fly from individual, regional, transplant centers to the location of the donor, to retrieve them.

Wait times for organs, particularly for children can be very, very long.

2/2/2014 4:04:59 AM

fuck that, no way....i've seen what happens to those bodies, they're horribly cut up by med students.

2/3/2014 6:30:04 PM