I "jam up" or put my pajamas on. Sometimes this involves a soak in the tub or a shower first, depending on the day.

1/23/2014 10:05:01 AM

take a piss, usually

1/23/2014 10:05:26 AM

Take off my shoes.

1/23/2014 10:06:00 AM

Walk in, empty pockets, strip to my boxers (or put on flannel pants if it's chilly), pronounce authoritatively 'X-Box On!', and begin putting dinner together while queuing up Netflix or my DVR.

1/23/2014 10:07:22 AM

Take the dog outside to use the bathroom

1/23/2014 10:09:10 AM

I change out of work clothes into my gym clothes. Take the dog for a walk. Pull out something for dinner if it has to thaw out. Work out for about an hour. Drink a protein shake while I check my email and Facebook. Take a shower then start dinner while unloading and loading the dishwasher.

1/23/2014 10:10:33 AM

Some motherfucker doesn't understand what "first" means.

1/23/2014 10:11:34 AM

Open the front door.

1/23/2014 10:15:13 AM

Get on the floor.

1/23/2014 10:18:00 AM

Everybody do the dinosaur?

1/23/2014 10:19:40 AM

Everybody walk the dinosaur.

1/23/2014 10:19:50 AM

1/23/2014 10:20:44 AM

Empty out my pockets and take off my shoes

1/23/2014 10:21:02 AM

release the gimp

1/23/2014 10:22:24 AM

Take off my tie and grab a snack

1/23/2014 10:23:12 AM

Take off my pants and jacket.

1/23/2014 10:31:48 AM

Usually change clothes.

1/23/2014 10:34:13 AM

Quote :

"Take the dog outside to use the bathroom"

1/23/2014 10:42:16 AM

a line of coke

1/23/2014 10:48:21 AM

get my kid some milk.

1/23/2014 10:55:23 AM

turn the car off

1/23/2014 12:25:28 PM

what if you are at home all day?

1/23/2014 12:26:03 PM

Get in comfortable clothes. Workout gear if I'm going on a run...pajamas if I'm done for the day.

1/23/2014 12:30:38 PM

put the babies to bed

1/23/2014 12:34:36 PM

drop the kids off at the pool (actually, that's usually more of a morning thing)

1/23/2014 12:38:13 PM

Today was yelling fuck this weather

Second was this post

1/23/2014 3:40:43 PM

grab a snack and walk right back out the door to go pick up the kids from after-care. Can't pick them up on the way home as I drive a company truck (construction) and there is no room for them so I have to come home first and get my personal car and go back to get them

1/23/2014 4:36:59 PM

put my keys on the table by the door, drop my bag, take off my coat, and then pick up my cat and give him some luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve.

1/23/2014 4:41:41 PM

Get in comfortable clothes. Workout gear if I'm going on a ride...pajamas if I'm done for the day.

1/23/2014 4:49:35 PM

Drop the diaper bag/purse and toddler on the floor and hang my keys up.

1/23/2014 5:01:56 PM

feed my loud-mouth cat

1/23/2014 5:42:21 PM

take off my bra

1/23/2014 5:44:51 PM

take a shit, like clockwork

1/23/2014 5:48:25 PM

open the mail

1/23/2014 5:57:00 PM

Quote :

"take off my bra"

this.

1/23/2014 6:06:17 PM

First thing? Unlock the door.

1/23/2014 6:08:22 PM

Walk straight to the bathroom and take a shit.

1/23/2014 6:57:16 PM

Say hi to the boys and wife. Eat things. Drink beers.

1/23/2014 7:58:58 PM

Change out of my scrubs.

1/23/2014 9:08:49 PM

I can't maximally chill until my work is done enough, and I'm prepared for the following day. So, when I get home, I start those tasks immediately.

It's not a very balanced life.

1/23/2014 9:32:17 PM