One of the things the people selling sex toys will tell women is that if you hold a toy up to your nose, you get a sense of how it will feel on your lady parts. I would mostly agree with this.

Fareako just held a vibrator up to his nose for a second and the sneezed uncontrollably about 6 times. I am not really sure what that means.

Any requisite observations welcome.

1/30/2014 11:25:18 PM

New or in use?

If in use, maybe he is allergic to dried sexual juices.

1/30/2014 11:32:12 PM

Fareako got herpes of the philtrum.

1/30/2014 11:34:44 PM

he wanted me to title this thread "nosegasm" but I didn't think that was a fair comparison

1/30/2014 11:39:21 PM

I heard somewhere that sneezing is akin to having an orgasm.

1/30/2014 11:46:34 PM

But I feel like any person who has ever done both would adamantly disagree.

1/30/2014 11:47:15 PM

Now I want to sneeze and cum at the same time

1/30/2014 11:49:44 PM

He's a squirter?

1/31/2014 12:36:07 AM

ewww. That nigga gay.

1/31/2014 6:38:40 AM

I feel like doing both simultaneously would be detrimental to your health.

1/31/2014 8:07:57 AM

Try to hold your eyes open at the same time as well for the perfect trifecta!

1/31/2014 8:11:21 AM

Is this like getting Gonzo'ed?

1/31/2014 8:14:31 AM