Suri Cruise
Oprah
Jocelyn Wildenstein

2/6/2014 9:17:36 PM

I think this is one of the times commas are important....

2/6/2014 9:24:34 PM

i dont know who two of them are, but you gotta marry Oprah

2/6/2014 9:26:13 PM

Suri Cruise is the daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Jocelyn Wildenstein is this lady:

2/6/2014 9:43:40 PM

Kill that ^, F oprah, marry suri. I mean she's probably gonna be hot, just gotta wait like 10 years. Maybe just hang out with Katie til then.

2/6/2014 9:49:39 PM

eww this dude just said he would marry a 7 year old

perv

2/6/2014 9:59:43 PM

asfd

2/9/2014 10:13:03 AM

^^Better than the other two options...And less illegal.

2/9/2014 4:54:11 PM

I think this is one of the times commas pics are important....

2/9/2014 5:36:28 PM

Marry Oprah for sure- sugar mommy!

2/9/2014 6:57:57 PM

you can't just pick one

you have to order all three

2/14/2014 11:02:17 PM

So the cat lady is apparently just as rich as Oprah. Got close to 4 billion in a divorce.

2/14/2014 11:35:20 PM

Marry Oprah. Lovingly and tenderly bwn the cat lady. Kill the child in a terrible accident that couldn't be avoided. Do a bunch of "good" stuff with Oprah's loot to assuage my guilt. Eventually devolve into a boozy pill head and take up with Bobby Brown on the side.

2/14/2014 11:38:50 PM

Lily the AT&T girl
The Camry lady
Wendy

12/12/2014 7:27:07 PM

^ Now that's a tough one

12/12/2014 7:33:56 PM

Fuck the Toyota lady.
Marry the Wendy's chick
Kill the AT&T chick

12/12/2014 11:55:38 PM

F. Wendy's girl
M. AT&T
K. Toyota girl

12/15/2014 10:31:30 PM

Can i F & M the Wendy's girl and just K the other two?

12/16/2014 8:51:54 AM

You people need Jesus

12/16/2014 8:55:57 AM

people had Jesus, but they decided "K"

12/16/2014 9:07:29 AM

12/16/2014 9:14:45 AM