I don't think I've ever laughed so hard from reading a review.

Here's the product page: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00FB5J8WU/

Scroll down to the first review titled Sweet baby Jesus, this thing is like a rabid shark for your disgusting, horned man feet.
http://www.amazon.com/review/R2LI72CVT761C9/

2/8/2014 11:59:10 PM

three wolves howling at the moon shirt tho

2/9/2014 12:15:04 AM

Good call. That was a good one too. But the callus remover review seems legit.

2/9/2014 12:19:16 AM

My personal favorite is Tuscan Whole Milk. -- http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0

The one for uranium ore isn't bad either: http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/product-reviews/B000796XXM

2/9/2014 12:19:16 AM

Haven't yet read any of the ones linked here, but here is one I found funny

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0047E0EII


Also, search for the watch brand Zenith. These are $100k and up watches. Read the reviews, and also those of similarly priced watches from other brands in the related products list.

2/9/2014 3:23:30 AM

Cut and paste the highlights...I'm not following links and then scrolling to read potentially funny.

2/9/2014 4:59:47 PM

http://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Ships-John-Trimmer/dp/0870334336/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1391984670&sr=1-1&keywords=how+to+avoid+huge+ships

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=cm_cr_dp_qt_hist_one?ie=UTF8&filterBy=addOneStar&showViewpoints=0

the gummy bear one is pretty funny actually

[Edited on February 9, 2014 at 5:29 PM. Reason : .]

2/9/2014 5:24:46 PM

lol, all the gummy bear ones have similar stories

2/9/2014 10:26:53 PM

yeah that's the point

they're sugar free/diabetic candy, so they supposedly give you explosive diarrhea

2/9/2014 10:37:01 PM

I came to this thread expecting Haribo stories. I feel like a creative writing class just picks a product and trolls the hell out of it, because most of these are long and weirdly well written.

That foot thing looks awesome though.

2/10/2014 9:33:46 AM

I wonder how many people pull pranks with those gummy bears.

2/10/2014 9:35:39 AM

The reviews for that $30,000 Samsung tv are pretty good.

2/10/2014 10:10:42 AM

Quote :

"What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste."

2/10/2014 10:32:49 AM

http://www.amazon.com/AutoExec-Wheelmate-Steering-Attachable-Surface/dp/B00E1D1GY6/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1392072082&sr=8-2&keywords=car+laptop+table


Perfect for an Starfleet Helmsman, April 17, 2013
By George Takei
My husband Brad always warns me not to try and update my Facebook page while I'm driving. "You'll hit another pedestrian," he says. "This isn't the Enterprise, there isn't a deflector array." Then along comes a miracle product like this! I can now happily fly at warp speed down the streets of Los Angeles, laptop or mobile device perched right in front of me, so I can keep both eyes right on it AND on the road. It's so much easier to ignore all the frightened screams and annoying honking when you've got Facebook to look at while driving. Thank you, Wheelmate!

2/10/2014 5:57:42 PM

^ & ^^

You two are just swell! Thanks.

2/10/2014 9:14:46 PM

Quote :

"I am now conscious of my surroundings. Other than the war that the bottom half of my body is currently having with this porcelain chair, it is quiet as a pin drop in the bathroom. The other men in there can sense that something isn't right, no one has heard anyone ever poop vomit before. I can sense that the worst part is over. But its not stopping, nor can I physically stop it at this point, I am leaking..it's horrible. I call out "does anyone have a diaper?" hoping that some gentleman was changing a baby. Nothing. No one said a word. I know people are in there, I can see the toes of shoes pointed in my direction under the stall.. "DOES ANYONE HAVE A DIAPER!?!" I am screaming, my son is now crying, he thinks he is witnessing the death of his father. I can't even assure him that I will make it. Not a word was said, but a diaper was thrown over the stall. I catch it, line my underwear with it, put my pants back on, and walk out of that bathroom like a champ. We go straight to our seats, grab out coats and go home. As we are walking out, the gentleman that wished me good luck earlier simply put his fist out, and I happily bumped it. My son asks me, "Daddy, why are we leaving early?" "Well son, I need to change my diaper""

2/10/2014 9:38:20 PM