It's much easier to get ice cream out of the carton if you use a fork, rather than a spoon. I just discovered this today.

Score one for the good guys

2/11/2014 11:46:24 PM

If you put the ice cream carton in the microwave for 45 seconds yhe ice cream comes out so easy

2/11/2014 11:58:21 PM

If you leave the ice cream out for a few hours, you can pour it. No utensils needed.

2/11/2014 11:59:10 PM

Only a communist would stick fork in a ice cream container. Why do you hate America?

2/12/2014 7:37:25 AM

Sitting on your couch not working out for you? LIFEHACK: try laying on your couch instead!

2/12/2014 7:50:15 AM

2/12/2014 8:32:18 AM

I just did it by having a GF that doesn't want chocolate or flowers and said "no gifts, we'll just cook a nice dinner together".

Score.

<it may be a trap>

2/12/2014 10:30:02 AM

haha it's totally a trap

2/12/2014 10:32:33 AM

did you quantify how "nice" of a dinner it is?

2/12/2014 10:33:18 AM

Pure sugar is easier to shovel into your mouth than ice cream and it doesn't cause brain freeze.

[Edited on February 12, 2014 at 10:35 AM. Reason : l]

2/12/2014 10:34:54 AM

Trap probability will approach infinity as the 14th draws nearer.

Oh and I'll prob buy some Big Bubba burgers or something.

[Edited on February 12, 2014 at 10:35 AM. Reason : *]

2/12/2014 10:35:02 AM

Go out and get flowers and candy. Like right now.

DeltaBeta's next post in the 'Post here when you're horny' thread.

2/12/2014 10:36:08 AM

Most likely.

2/12/2014 10:36:55 AM

let us know how it turns out

2/12/2014 10:38:13 AM

clearly she wants a puppy

2/12/2014 10:38:42 AM

and jewelry

2/12/2014 10:40:55 AM

But not all that reallyfuckingugly jewelry that is advertised this time of year.

2/12/2014 10:42:47 AM

did someone say jewelry?!?!?

http://www.stelladot.com/ericap

SHOP IT

2/12/2014 10:44:34 AM

We'll find out. I'm riding this train to the station.

2/12/2014 10:45:35 AM

the foil/cotton trick for removing glitter nail polish (or any nail polish, really) is PURE GOLD

2/12/2014 2:40:36 PM

use the recipient's address as the return address when sending mail

2/12/2014 4:01:09 PM

The button that says "RR" will heat your rear window so the snow on it will melt!

Until today, I used to just let it pile up and get out to scrape whenever I needed to reverse. Or lean out the window and announce, "Anybody back there? I'm backing up now!"

2/12/2014 4:12:46 PM

When your (insert body part here) falls asleep, apply heat, such as a laptop or a laptop charger. Cures that shit so fast.

2/12/2014 7:38:59 PM

^i can't wait to try that

2/12/2014 9:21:58 PM

Quote :

"We'll find out. I'm riding this train to the station."

i wish i was as brave as you

2/12/2014 10:49:02 PM

I'm in delta's boat. I've survived two don't give a fuck valentines days. I'm good.

2/12/2014 10:50:57 PM

i guess if they say they want nothing, then nothing is what they should get.

i'll go with cooking this go around

2/12/2014 10:52:34 PM

I'm pretty sure I could get away with it otherwise but I'm going to surprise her at work with a simple gift and a kiss just for fun.

[Edited on February 12, 2014 at 10:59 PM. Reason : d]

2/12/2014 10:58:49 PM

Quote :

"the foil/cotton trick for removing glitter nail polish (or any nail polish, really) is PURE GOLD"

Foil? MORE LIKE PURE ALUMINUM AMIRITE?!?!?!

2/12/2014 11:22:48 PM

Turn a regular coffee pot into a cappuccino machine: Fill the coffee ground about half the capacity of filter and, instead of water, use 6 cups of milk. Ive not tried it yet so let us know how this turns out.

[Edited on February 13, 2014 at 8:57 AM. Reason : .]

2/13/2014 8:56:40 AM

uh have fun cleaning burnt milk out of your coffee machine

you need something that puts air not just heat into the milk to make it froth.

/baristasnob

2/13/2014 9:07:20 AM

Put a layer of TP down over the toilet water to prevent backspalsh.

2/13/2014 9:09:27 AM

I have frothed milk in a french press. Worked fine for me!

2/13/2014 9:09:45 AM

that i could see working.

not so much just a coffee maker thing. all its going to do is burn the milk

2/13/2014 9:11:49 AM

Quote :

"the foil/cotton trick for removing glitter nail polish (or any nail polish, really) is PURE GOLD"

EXPLAIN! I have oodles of glitter nail polish that I never wear because it's a bitch to remove. And I'm too lazy to google for myself.

2/13/2014 9:23:11 AM

I have no problem getting glittah polish off.

I just soak a cotton ball in remover (I use pure acetone tho) and just hold it on my finger for a moment. It wipes right off.

Thanks for reminding me. I need to decide on my nail art project for today.

2/13/2014 9:53:50 AM

regarding ice cream: I just run the tap (light flow) and warm to luke-warm. I put my scooper under, then scoop the ice cream, put it under the tap, then scoop again and repeat.

I did work for years at Baskin Robbins

2/13/2014 10:56:15 AM

^^^You soak the cotton in nail polish remover--preferably pure acetone--and then you use foil strips to wrap the cotton against your nails.

http://www.lacquerheadsofoz.com/2013/03/how-to-remove-glitter-foil-method.html

2/13/2014 11:14:57 AM

aint nobody got time for foil. the cotton will stay on by itself well enough... though it does use a lot of acetone vs rubbing.



yay, i love getting cancer and going blind to hide my janky nails

2/13/2014 11:52:45 AM

Quote :

"put two slices of banana in the microwave about an inch apart for two minutes, upon opening the door you will find a sweet surprise: two surprisingly hot banana slices"

2/13/2014 12:02:56 PM

http://imgur.com/gallery/cmrGtK4

2/17/2014 5:25:45 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdeHH_X-HZk

2/17/2014 5:56:04 PM

When I want to cool my drinking water I put ice cubes in it.

2/17/2014 8:37:27 PM

wet dryer sheet = best damn bug/tar remover I've ever used

2/17/2014 9:37:13 PM

A piece of gum will flavor your cigarette. Instant menthol. No gum? A rubber band and toothpaste is a perfect replacement.

3/2/2014 11:19:56 AM

Pull it together man

3/2/2014 11:53:16 AM

table/chair/etc leg come off because the screw stripped out the wood? use wood glue and toothpicks to fill the gap between the wood and screw.

3/3/2014 12:49:33 PM