Got out, still a few minutes left. Sat in a folding chair in the kitchen and waited quietly. Timer beeped. Took them out, ate them. Looked at my hands and then the floor. Cried.

Does your life suck?

2/17/2014 8:43:36 AM

yes. not that bad though

2/17/2014 8:47:39 AM

Fishdicks

2/17/2014 8:48:44 AM

I call them fish fingers

2/17/2014 8:51:27 AM

Fishsticks? You mean that stuff we were served in Elementary school? Adults still eat this?

2/17/2014 8:56:36 AM

Were you out of custard?

2/17/2014 9:51:57 AM

Trust the Gorton's Fisherman

2/17/2014 10:08:01 AM

I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em.

Ali had the fruit punch.

2/17/2014 10:22:22 AM

i dont understand this thread at all

i feel dumb

2/17/2014 10:38:09 AM

How can you shower in an oven, and even if you can somehow do it, why would you do it with fish, wouldn't that make you smelly?

2/17/2014 12:45:24 PM

wut?

2/17/2014 12:46:48 PM

Quote :

"i dont understand this thread at all i feel dumb"

2/17/2014 12:59:05 PM

I don't have anyone to cook for either. But I bypass the microwave/oven and just eat food raw or straight from the can. Cause I'm not lonely. I'm a badass.

Start with canned chicken and tuna. One day you'll walk out the store and realize you just bought two bottles of hot sauce and nine cans of sardines...that's just what you do when you're a badass.

[Edited on February 17, 2014 at 1:02 PM. Reason : ]

2/17/2014 12:59:53 PM

Do you like fish sticks?

2/17/2014 1:37:33 PM

do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth


/emce did it

2/17/2014 1:38:59 PM

Quote :

"How can you shower in an oven"

2/17/2014 1:53:56 PM

Quote :

"How can you shower in an oven""

sounds like the start of a bad holocaust joke.

2/17/2014 9:11:10 PM

Do you not have a kitchen table with chairs, benches, or bar stools?

2/17/2014 9:28:02 PM

2/17/2014 9:30:40 PM

2/17/2014 9:38:53 PM

Fish sticks? Gross.

Were you out of chicken fingers, hot dogs, and bologna?

2/17/2014 9:58:21 PM

You can't hurt me.

2/17/2014 9:59:18 PM

fish sticks are good. y'all hate for no reason sometimes

[Edited on February 18, 2014 at 12:27 AM. Reason : most of the time]

[Edited on February 18, 2014 at 12:28 AM. Reason : all the times]

2/18/2014 12:27:24 AM

why would one buy fish sticks instead of pizza rolls?

it makes no sense, so i'm calling shenanigans on this thread.

2/18/2014 12:48:39 AM

I like fish sticks

I like chicken fingers, hot dogs, bologna and pizza rolls, but I like fish sticks too

variety is the spice of life, peoples

2/18/2014 1:41:03 AM

^

2/18/2014 3:52:15 AM

Havent bought fish sticks in a long time.

I usually cook and eat an entire Red Baron pizza. The mexican one. Those things are fucking amazing.

2/18/2014 3:55:56 AM

i love fish but havent eaten fish sticks since i was in 2nd grade. i vomited them onto my plate at the dinner table onr night.

2/18/2014 6:28:50 AM

Fish sticks?? Are you 12? Do you still live with your mom?

2/18/2014 7:33:00 AM

She hasn't been independent since the accident. I can't afford in-home care.

2/18/2014 9:30:37 AM

The thing about fish sticks is to make sure you bake them long enough so they are crispy and not mushy. I hate a mushy fish stick.

2/18/2014 10:31:25 AM

You bought a movie. You invited a friend over to watch it with you. You had to ask your friend to bring a soda, because you have nothing to drink but tap water.

Your friend arrives. You realize there are no clean glasses, but there are foam cups from your last drive-thru dinner on the counter. You start to rinse one out to use it. You notice (too late) you friend's judgmental look.

Your shame grows a moment later when you realize you don't have ice trays.

2/18/2014 10:40:21 AM

This shit is from Reddit, isn't it

2/18/2014 12:48:07 PM

Are you guys trying to hurt me?

2/18/2014 6:10:12 PM