What is Milwaukee? I have this weird feeling that I want to live there.

2/23/2014 11:26:00 AM

They make cheap American beer. That's all you need to know.

2/23/2014 11:28:16 AM

2/23/2014 11:33:12 AM

Milwaukee's best is America's worst

2/23/2014 12:20:48 PM

You do know it's really cold there right?

2/23/2014 12:25:39 PM

It's in Wisconsin...

It's a WORKin mans city. Probably what Detroit would have been if Detroit wasn't raped by car companies.

2/23/2014 2:26:09 PM

Actually, it's pronounced “mill-e-wah-que” which is Algonquin for “the good land.”

2/23/2014 2:30:33 PM

No, it's a brand of power tools.

2/23/2014 2:45:59 PM

mite az wel not evn b part of amurrikkkuh wut with there 3 socilist mayrz

[Edited on February 23, 2014 at 4:59 PM. Reason : GO BACK TO CANADA COMMIES lol

2/23/2014 4:57:48 PM

So...who wants to go to Milwaukee with me?

It'll be fun, I swear!

2/23/2014 5:00:40 PM

I'll be visiting milwaukee in march for my new job, i'll report back on how livable it really is.

2/23/2014 6:17:55 PM

OMG, that would be awesome. I'm looking forward to this.

2/23/2014 7:07:57 PM

If we can go to a brewers game I'm in

2/23/2014 7:09:09 PM

Okay, sweet! But I also wanna watch the Bucks and shout obscenities at John Henson.

2/23/2014 7:11:38 PM

I'm ok with that.


Wait. Do I have to wax my bunghole before we go?

2/23/2014 7:18:18 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps-9L0-NOus

2/23/2014 7:40:03 PM

^^No, you can do whatever you want with your butt!

And I'm dead serious about wanting to go to Milwaukee. I'm booked June and most of July. But any weekend before that or after, I'm down to go. Everybody's invited!

http://milwaukee.brewers.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=mil#y=2014&m=2&calendar=DEFAULT

^LOL, I was watching those earlier today. They seriously got me pumped for Old Milwaukee.

[Edited on February 23, 2014 at 7:58 PM. Reason : ]

2/23/2014 7:56:53 PM

If sex is an option we can negotiate.

2/25/2014 6:51:25 PM

WTF, you ruined the Milwaukee trip.

2/25/2014 6:55:18 PM

Wait till you smell my fast food farts for a few hours!

2/25/2014 7:54:10 PM

Bridget is just coming up here to stalk me. No means no!

2/25/2014 11:08:51 PM

You're in Milwaukee?!?!

Duuude, Milwaukee trip is back on!!! We're all stayin' at crayon's place!

2/25/2014 11:24:05 PM

Wait, what? Detroit was raped by car companies ?

3/1/2014 11:45:20 PM

I'm down.

3/2/2014 12:02:00 AM