No spares

Glasses at home

This is a living hell, perhaps only eclipsed that coworker that sends you an email link to a dailycurrant article, complete with commentary on our unjust world.. and follow up visit to your office to discuss the article.


I'm thinking about 86ing myself right now.

2/24/2014 1:20:08 PM

2/24/2014 1:21:51 PM

this is why i don't put pieces of plastic in my eye.

well this, and the fact that my vision is great (except for that whole colorblindness thing)

2/24/2014 1:27:08 PM

I've been wearing just one contact, or the same prescription in both eyes, on and off for a couple months because i can't get it together and order new ones.

2/24/2014 1:27:49 PM

This reminds me I need to get my prescription updated. Your misery has benefited at least one of us, thanks EMCE

2/24/2014 1:28:54 PM

i just leave spare glasses and contacts in my car

2/24/2014 1:29:01 PM

I peeled the label off of a dasani bottle, and tried to fashion a crude lens out of it.



Garbage.

2/24/2014 1:32:59 PM

if you break your nose, the swelling will compress your eyeball and improve your eyesight

2/24/2014 1:33:43 PM

look through a pinhole in a card or something

Wilson on Home Improvement taught me that

2/24/2014 1:34:44 PM

^I remember that episode!

2/24/2014 4:28:49 PM

keep a spare pair of glasses at work or in your car. durrrrrrrr

2/24/2014 5:09:33 PM

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_does_Tyler_Hansbrough_lose_his_contact_lenses_so_often

2/24/2014 5:18:38 PM

Good Night Sweet Poster

2/24/2014 5:25:14 PM

Got home, put in a fresh set of contacts, and I felt like a new man

Ladies and gentlemen.... I'm back

2/24/2014 6:16:20 PM

do you park up on the curb like that?

2/24/2014 7:15:45 PM

Yes. Why....why wouldn't i?

2/24/2014 7:45:08 PM

nice story four eyes

[Edited on February 25, 2014 at 8:03 PM. Reason : how did that phase end up as a put-down anyways? having four eyes would fucking ROCK]

2/25/2014 8:02:37 PM