I swear it was the briefest, most fleeting thought I've ever had.

But what does it mean?

Help me, Wolf Web.

3/2/2014 5:43:53 PM

3/2/2014 5:46:14 PM

Better than collecting cats I guess

3/2/2014 5:46:39 PM

God I love TPB

3/2/2014 5:49:21 PM

jarate

3/2/2014 5:52:12 PM

I would only use mine for good. Urine collectors are a benevolent people.

3/2/2014 6:38:26 PM

I usually just flush my urine down the drain.

3/2/2014 6:39:10 PM

can you sell it?

3/2/2014 6:40:47 PM

It's definitely high quality urine, but I'm not motivated to sell it.

I know people supposedly use it for drug tests and stuff, but what else is urine good for?

3/2/2014 6:49:43 PM

Curing athletes foot.

3/2/2014 6:54:54 PM

way of the road, bubs

3/2/2014 7:06:43 PM

Use yourself as a urine jug.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It3uCssJj5Y

3/2/2014 7:18:52 PM

you should ask CassTheSass about this

3/2/2014 7:47:11 PM

way of the road buddy

3/3/2014 3:01:07 PM

I actually have to do a 24-hour urine collection to test my cortisol levels. I got the jug in November and have been putting it off. You have to keep it refrigerated, so my options are to carry around a cooler for my jug(s) or keep it in my fridge at home. And I drink SO much water that I already know I"m going to go into overflow mode and have to store it in my blender bottles or something. Yum.

3/3/2014 3:04:46 PM

Quote :

"what else is urine good for?"

You could add it to a compost.

http://chemistry.about.com/od/biochemistry/f/What-Is-The-Chemical-Composition-Of-Urine.htm

3/3/2014 3:26:16 PM

jelly-fish stings.

i hypothesize that you can also put it around your garden to keep critters away.

[Edited on March 3, 2014 at 3:45 PM. Reason : ]

3/3/2014 3:45:14 PM

I'm going to make a new thread every week. So far I've got Milwaukee and piss jugs. I'm back on the nicotine patches and having some weird dreams so I may start a new dream thread this weekend. But, last time I did the patches, I dreamed that Smath74 made a post about being divorced, and I was apparently really excited about it. So we all need to cross our fingers that does not happen again. Milwaukee, piss jugs, and unconscious crush on Internet stranger is unacceptable. However, I am okay with dreams about ShawnaC123. Just putting that out there, brain.

3/3/2014 6:02:14 PM

lol vanity search.

BridgetSPK is one of my favorite posters, so I approve any dreams she has about me.

Also there was this lady on Extreme Cheapskates who peed in a container so she wouldn't have to flush. I can't remember what she did with it though. I just know she was trying to get her boyfriend to do it in his own jug.

3/18/2014 9:00:35 PM

you could totally sell it to female potheads

3/18/2014 9:08:59 PM

especially if you are prego, for april fool jokes.

3/18/2014 9:55:49 PM

^^^Yes! I'm glad you found this. Still waiting on Smath to be like, WTF?

3/18/2014 10:13:40 PM

3/18/2014 10:20:21 PM

AHAHAHAHAHA

Two weeks I had to wait on that.

3/18/2014 10:22:51 PM

be classy and use a growler

3/18/2014 10:28:36 PM

did you quit smoking?

3/19/2014 9:52:50 AM

set up a lemonade stand and sell it

3/19/2014 10:08:09 AM

i can't stop thinking about this thread.

5/25/2014 10:28:05 PM

^^^Yes, and then I started again, and then I quit again. My dream from last night:

I was wandering around an old department store. There were restrooms and fitting rooms all over the place. I walked into one of the fitting rooms and discovered it was a young girl's bedroom. The girl was on her way out and looked down at the clothes in my hand like she understood that I was going to use her bedroom as a fitting room. I went into the attached bathroom. There was water on the floor from a recent shower. It bothered me a little.

I started to undress when the girl came back in and was like, "You have to go!" Then her mother and aunt came in. They weren't angry that I was there, but the mother implied that I was homeless and trying to live with her daughter rent-free. She said she understood, that she used to do it herself, but that I needed to leave.

I left the bedroom and walked into a massive lecture hall. I spotted my friend taking a test and tried to get her attention, but I realized I should leave there, too. I went through the door in the back and came out in the department store. I waited for my friend to finish her test. I saw her as she was coming out and was about to go up to her, but the little girl intervened. "Listen to me. This is very serious...you can't buy these clothes." I asked her why. "Because they're too young for you."

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