What kind of assumptions can be made from this?

3/4/2014 11:22:40 AM

Russia is occupying the frozen foods aisle to protect the Russian speaking tv dinners

3/4/2014 11:36:04 AM

Paul Blart cannot be found

3/4/2014 11:37:10 AM

someone took too many sugar cookies

3/4/2014 11:38:54 AM

none, they just say it every 15(?) minutes. It's on the schedule of one of the register people.

(or at least it was when I worked at the grocery store when I was 15)

3/4/2014 11:45:09 AM

I always assumed it was to make potential shoplifters paranoid. I've heard it a lot in places like Big Lots, not so much in HT that I remember.

3/4/2014 11:46:22 AM

When I worked at HT in high school, we used to say something like this over the intercom when it looked like some meth head was trying to pocket shit from the H&B aisle in order to scare them into leaving. There's no security.

[Edited on March 4, 2014 at 11:47 AM. Reason : ^, ^^]

3/4/2014 11:46:47 AM

^^^ They don't regularly announce that at HT...or Food Lion...or any grocery store I go to.

3/4/2014 11:49:50 AM

they do currently do that at HT

3/4/2014 11:52:02 AM

it's almost like there's more than one HT

3/4/2014 11:52:34 AM

This is a HT is Wake Forest, that's why it was kinda weird.

3/4/2014 12:07:50 PM

also, what exactly does "customer satisfaction at register X" mean?

3/4/2014 12:21:18 PM

^^ because no one shoplifts in Wake Forest.

3/4/2014 12:22:29 PM

^^ it means the cashier needs a manager to override something

3/4/2014 12:26:32 PM

I'm going to guess it means you shop in a neighborhood that's primarily lower on the old SES ladder.

3/4/2014 12:48:34 PM

I always thought it was because of me... I do a lot of grocery shopping dressed like a bum

3/4/2014 12:52:47 PM

Quote :

"also, what exactly does "customer satisfaction at register X" mean?"

3/4/2014 12:59:57 PM

paging Big4Country

3/4/2014 1:04:43 PM

http://squattheplanet.com/threads/an-informed-shoplifting-tutorial.1483/

3/4/2014 2:00:22 PM

they did this every 15 minutes at the HT off Park in Charlotte

I remember because the security guard there didnt move his ass at all when it came on and i thought it was odd

3/4/2014 2:07:53 PM

I get a rush out of stealing things on the self checkout. Doesn't matter if its a 99 cent bottle of Shasta or a 10 dollar block of cheese, I like to pilfer something everytime I have 5+ items; otherwise, its too obvious.

3/4/2014 2:31:17 PM

^^at park road shopping center? the old guy that just slowly hunches around the store?

3/4/2014 2:44:44 PM

shasta? where do you self check out at, a ICP concert?

3/4/2014 2:47:43 PM

Your mom likes it to cool down post coitus

3/4/2014 3:03:55 PM

^^ I believer you're thinking of Faygo.

3/4/2014 3:50:48 PM