At work?

Well?

3/6/2014 11:48:39 AM

sure

3/6/2014 11:51:06 AM

No, but a coworker of my wife just got fired for sleeping at his desk.

3/6/2014 11:52:21 AM

if you do, i bet they are a woman

3/6/2014 11:57:24 AM

There was this black chick I used to work with. Moderately attractive, nice personality, and very chummy with the higher ups. Anyway, she wasn't necessarily harder working than anyone else, and def. wasn't smarter. Yet, she vaulted far ahead of everyone else in terms of promotions at an alarming rate.

It was pretty much assumed she was sleeping her way to promotions, and raises.

[Edited on March 6, 2014 at 11:58 AM. Reason : dumping loads]

3/6/2014 11:57:26 AM

hillary clinton

3/6/2014 12:02:55 PM

Quote :

"No, but a coworker of my wife just got fired for sleeping at his desk."

Pussification of America.

3/6/2014 12:05:15 PM

in Japan, he would have been commended for being such a hard worker

3/6/2014 12:06:50 PM

^lol, I thought that's only after your (1st) heart attack

3/6/2014 12:08:51 PM

What if he had a medical condition? I smell a lawsuit. LOL.

3/6/2014 12:10:53 PM

She said one of his goals in their self evaluation for employee reviews was "to stop snoring at my desk"

Also, he was an absolutely shitty developer who ignored any instructions he received and got temperamental when QA would find his code riddled with bugs.

3/6/2014 12:14:35 PM

Is this your plan for achieving that lateral move you mentioned?

3/6/2014 12:15:40 PM

Bugs? We prefer the term "features"

3/6/2014 12:16:08 PM

know anyone that has slept their way sideways the ladder

3/6/2014 12:16:22 PM

Would I consider slangin' some D to get ahead?


Perhaps

3/6/2014 1:46:46 PM

user_info.aspx?user=2357 used thievery and lies to move up the ladder

3/6/2014 1:51:57 PM

Quote :

" know anyone that has slept their way up the ladder"

3/6/2014 1:54:51 PM

Yup.

3/6/2014 9:08:21 PM

Would if I could.

3/6/2014 9:34:34 PM

Oh yeah, so would I. Working your way up via merit is way harder.

3/6/2014 9:40:51 PM

Exactly how far up are we talking?

I feel like half the time I hear about this, it's not exactly a series of super sweet promotions.

3/6/2014 9:51:38 PM

Let's not define it like that.

I mean, you know it when you see it.

3/6/2014 9:54:44 PM

I did to pay for my education at Harvard.

3/6/2014 10:27:48 PM

Steve jobs wife.

3/6/2014 11:52:56 PM

There was a woman at the company I work at that was legendary for this. Fucked her way up to VP.

3/7/2014 12:00:53 AM

Seen it

[Edited on March 7, 2014 at 12:46 AM. Reason : I'd prob do it if I could and they were attractive. 2 birds, 1 bone.]

3/7/2014 12:46:14 AM

yeah. my last job at the steel company there was some broad who had fucked every supervisor on the floor.
She went and got some fake tits and actively encouraged people to give em a squeeze... on the floor of an active steel processing plant. Yeah. She didn't stand out or anything.

She eventually made head of production control and the bitch couldn't spot a shippable job to save her fucking life.

3/7/2014 12:58:21 AM

I bet she's a good steel erector though amirite?

3/7/2014 10:22:53 AM

She would be better in a wood processing plant...

[Edited on March 7, 2014 at 10:55 AM. Reason : ...]

3/7/2014 10:55:25 AM