I haven't had a good bowel movement since going to Busch Gardens yesterday.

My kingdom for a good dump!

4/20/2014 12:54:18 AM

another shitty thread by zxappeal

4/20/2014 12:57:46 AM

I can live with constipation.... I'll take one Festhaus and one Smokehouse sampler please!

4/20/2014 6:45:06 AM

Hit up the Cook Out yo.

4/20/2014 7:11:34 AM

Yogurt and a bowl of raisin bran, washed down by 3 cups of coffee.

Your toilet will resemble a murder scene 30 min afterward

4/20/2014 8:40:19 AM

dammit, caruso joke gone bad

[Edited on April 20, 2014 at 10:27 AM. Reason : ]

4/20/2014 10:27:43 AM

^^LOL, everybody swears by their solution to this problem, but if that's the fix, then it's not really a problem.

zxappeal, on day 5, you should not get desperate and try out everyone's magic cure over the course of an hour.

4/20/2014 11:07:16 AM

FINALLY. A 24 oz thermos bottle full of coffee resulting in a most satisfying bowel movement. Of course I also had my cup of Kashi GoLean original this morning. I'm sure that helped.

Thank god. Seems like I've had to use half a roll of toilet paper each time I've shat over the last couple of days. I'm thinking that's finally over for a while.

4/21/2014 9:47:04 AM

Dehydration, b. Mix vodka with Gatorade when you're going to be rollercoasting and drinking all day even if it sounds looks like a girl drink.

[Edited on April 21, 2014 at 1:31 PM. Reason : l]

4/21/2014 1:28:30 PM