I can't prove this

And I know this sounds weird

But I think someone has been pooting on my phone headset in my office. The wand that sits in front of my nose and mouth smells like a fart. And I know what you're thinking... "EMCE just has bad breath, and that's why...". But that's not it, ok?!

Why would anyone do this to me? This makes telecons very uncomfortable.

[Edited on April 21, 2014 at 11:05 AM. Reason : jh]

4/21/2014 11:05:05 AM

They are trying to give you pinkeye.

4/21/2014 11:05:45 AM

4/21/2014 11:06:27 AM

Asserting dominance.

4/21/2014 11:33:38 AM

We're supposed to be professionals

4/21/2014 11:37:43 AM

guys, we're in our 20s

4/21/2014 11:46:24 AM