http://news.yahoo.com/middle-school-teacher-provides-full-contact-lap-dance-203041332.html

4/25/2014 11:46:52 PM

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"It’s not clear if the kid enjoyed the lap dance. However, he admitted that he did slap Smith’s ass a couple times."

4/25/2014 11:49:04 PM

why the hell would she do that? it is asking to be fired and jailed. is she retarded?

4/25/2014 11:57:07 PM

^I reckon.

4/25/2014 11:59:27 PM

Retarded, probably a pedophile?

I didn't even know what a lap dance was until college...

4/26/2014 12:23:09 AM

Quote :

" It’s not clear which song was chosen for the special occasion."

lol such an onion article.

4/26/2014 12:24:50 AM

Wonder if his classmates asked him about his boner. Or do they still call it a stiffy.

4/26/2014 1:26:46 AM

4/27/2014 12:06:09 AM

I've only had two teachers in school that I would let shake their butthole on me

4/27/2014 12:57:38 PM

Quote :

"At the end of the lap dance, Smith hugged the boy and told him, “I love you, baby. Happy birthday,” according to KHOU."

we're old enough to figure this out; he's screwing this broad.

4/28/2014 12:34:42 PM

do we even know what grade this is?

if anything, she's screwing him.

4/28/2014 12:36:55 PM

too much forehead. WOULD NOT HIT SIT FOR LAPDANCE.

4/28/2014 1:56:51 PM

actually wait he's 15 years old. don't know why i thought this was elementary school

4/28/2014 2:35:30 PM

This is obviously due to them folks not lernin to pick cottin.

4/28/2014 2:39:18 PM