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Ham took teen angst to a whole new level.
6 out of 10  4/28/2014 10:26:19 PM
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ViolentMAW
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Totally fair score. I'm a huge Aronofsky homer but I thought it was his weakest effort yet.
The Fountain ruled. 4/29/2014 12:31:58 AM |
Fry
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mess didn't even bother to actually follow the Bible 8/10/2014 7:07:12 PM |
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I rented this last night on pay per view and thought it was total crap. Besides being so far from the Biblical story, it was still just a shitty movie with a story that really had potential. 8/11/2014 12:11:26 PM |
skokiaan
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Actually, the source material is retarded. There's never been a remotely decent noah movie because the story is boring and unbelievable.
The best we could hope for is Hermione and Jennifer Connolly lezzing out. 8/12/2014 2:48:53 AM |
disco_stu
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lol yeah. Though I actually do think a movie exploring Yahweh's internal monologue when deciding to murder countless innocent babies and animals because of a mistake he made (which he knew he would do, right?) would be interesting. 8/12/2014 8:47:08 AM |
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| Quote : | "
I rented this last night on pay per view and thought it was total crap. Besides being so far from the Biblical story, it was still just a shitty movie with a story that really had potential." |
I just saw it and actually liked it. I think not making it a biblical story was a redeeming quality. The movies of Greek myths are pretty different from the source material, no reason the Hebrew myths shouldn't have equal creative licenses to good effect.7/10/2015 10:29:01 PM |
