Long version:

I met this really hot slim chick that has great eating habits and brags about it. So I was riding with her in her car and scoped out a cheeseburger wrapper from Mickey's D's, and asked her about it. She busted out crying and yelled out 'You wouldn't understand!'

Short version:

Whelp, I won't be hitting that tonight ...

5/20/2014 5:56:00 PM

put some spray cheez on your dick and snapchat that bitch

5/20/2014 5:58:57 PM

1. Buy a cheeseburger costume
2. Invite her over
3. ....
4. Profit

5/20/2014 6:03:57 PM

"she may have an eating disorder so i peaced "

5/20/2014 6:10:49 PM

Look, if the bitch doesn't know where you live and can't find where you live, there is no reason not to pursue that pussy if she is really that slammin. Hell man, those crazy bitches are the ones that give the most mind blowing fucks.

5/20/2014 7:25:27 PM

In soviet russia the cunt punts you

5/21/2014 4:49:36 PM

who hasn't been cockblocked by a cheeseburger wrapper a few times?

5/21/2014 5:54:12 PM

Quote :

"Whelp, I won't be hitting that tonight ..."

Puppy, I won't be hitting that tonight ... ???

5/21/2014 6:47:17 PM

~

5/21/2014 6:48:20 PM

Quote :

"who hasn't been cockblocked by a cheeseburger wrapper a few times?"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

5/21/2014 7:50:34 PM

Hot or not, I ain't gonna be bangin' a dirty chick that keeps cheesburger wrappers in the car. That shit rachet.

5/21/2014 7:53:39 PM