2, 5, 7, 3, 6, 1, 4

5/28/2014 11:17:14 PM

2

5/28/2014 11:23:35 PM

they all look like men.

5/28/2014 11:29:39 PM

I was going to go with 4 and 6...but those are the lightest asses, so I guess I'm racist.

5/28/2014 11:44:20 PM

I want 2's booty so bad.

4 is slouching. Doesn't count.

Otherwise, I agree with the original rankings. But we may need to crop out torsos and legs to handle this matter objectively. There is a correct answer. We can find it.

5/28/2014 11:44:41 PM

1

5/28/2014 11:45:22 PM

6 has huge tits

5/28/2014 11:47:26 PM

Quote :

"I want 2's booty so bad."

5/28/2014 11:48:17 PM

2

5/28/2014 11:55:47 PM

How the fuck is 1's arm and shoulder so tan, and the rest not.

5/29/2014 12:04:50 AM

is your ass just as tan as your arm?

5/29/2014 12:07:28 AM

She spends her time outdoors in cropped pants and racerback tank tops.

5/29/2014 12:08:37 AM

5/29/2014 12:33:41 AM

^ smath can't count, but he teaches our children.

Quote :

"is your ass just as tan as your arm?"

that's not the two things being compared

5/29/2014 12:38:32 AM

^I don't teach math, but i was counting the ass on the cow too.

5/29/2014 12:46:07 AM

Quote :

"I don't teach math"

Thank Jebus for that.

5/29/2014 12:51:31 AM

7 has potential for a Jen Selter.

5/29/2014 3:03:01 AM

The real question is which ass did you sleep with afterwards?

5/29/2014 8:43:01 AM

7,5,2,3,4,6,1

5/29/2014 8:54:17 AM

5/29/2014 9:02:40 AM

5/29/2014 11:46:12 AM

I need to see a frontal of 6

5/31/2014 6:37:05 AM

2 is obviously the only one that worked for her ass

5/31/2014 7:08:14 AM

I dunno, unless these girls are all on the same softball team or something, it seems like a decent collection.

5/31/2014 7:44:21 AM

i think i have that towel on the ground as well.

6/1/2014 8:39:25 AM

#2

Slave Famous, why didn't you take a picture of your friends from the front?

6/1/2014 11:54:01 AM

2

6/1/2014 4:50:06 PM

i'd like the pale one to turn around.

6/1/2014 9:41:31 PM

1 has boobies, too, y'all.

6/1/2014 9:52:09 PM

i mean they all presumably have boobies.

6/1/2014 10:00:14 PM

This is true. Let's objectify some dudes now. Find me seven dude butts with at least two showing side wiener.

6/1/2014 10:05:00 PM

brb getting camera to take 7 photos...

6/1/2014 10:08:54 PM

Take your time. I just looking at the original pic imagining they have wieners. It's tripping me out.

6/1/2014 10:19:52 PM

sorry... camera broke

6/1/2014 10:25:38 PM

None of them.... Because I'm black

6/1/2014 10:49:39 PM

breasts and wieners are not analogous organs.

6/1/2014 10:59:56 PM

Dudes don't have secondary sex characteristics analogous to boobs so I had to go with wieners.

Plus, I wanted to say wieners.

6/1/2014 11:15:50 PM

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6/1/2014 11:18:09 PM

Bridget is always down for some tasteful scrotum cleavage

6/1/2014 11:30:25 PM

Bridget would like to see your weiner. ^

6/1/2014 11:32:27 PM

I promise I have no designs on his wiener.

But I'm calling his bluff on this wing business. Nobody teases me about gettin wings.

Also, he still owes us pictures of his bathroom remodel from 2009.

6/2/2014 12:12:28 AM

Maybe ballsack with no wiener is analogous to boobs?

Which brings up an interesting question that I have no idea what the answer is, do women find a ballsack arousing? Like if you saw a glimpse of ballsack with no shaft hanging out of the shorts of a hot guy (not like a droopy old man ballsack) would that cause any titillation at all?

6/2/2014 12:25:53 AM

Yes, depending on their mood, I think some women would find it arousing because it's an important part of a man and his man business. But I don't think they sit around hoping to catch a peek at attractive men's scrota...for a particular guy though, maybe there are women who get to a place where they just wanna see his balls real bad?

[Edited on June 2, 2014 at 2:03 AM. Reason : Most of the time, it would be considered gross, funny, weird, ugly, etc...]

6/2/2014 1:50:52 AM

Have you found your favorite Arnold's quote?

6/2/2014 1:45:57 PM

No, I haven't!

What do you think Arnold's scrotum looks like?

He should update his nudes.

6/2/2014 5:30:24 PM

it must be damn sagged.
He's 66 already.

6/2/2014 7:34:42 PM

Maybe he had a scrotal reduction?

I heard everybody's getting them!

6/2/2014 8:22:40 PM

i like #2 the best

6/2/2014 8:35:16 PM

^^ You know so much about men's health. I don't even know that.

6/2/2014 8:55:58 PM