(and before someone says "~" it is called MANgo-Rita, mang.)

5/29/2014 12:37:10 AM

"natural flavors"

5/29/2014 12:40:28 AM

i keep some of those around in case i happen to pick up some high school girls

5/29/2014 7:17:48 AM

5/29/2014 7:27:39 AM

I had one of those Parrot Bay margarita things with the coconut water this weekend and it was great.

Cut down on all that sugar from Bud Light ones that makes you feel sick.

5/29/2014 7:43:45 AM

i don't care what you say, i love these things. in a cup full of crushed ice FTW.

5/29/2014 8:26:43 AM

i'm not drinking one of those, mang.

5/29/2014 8:36:58 AM

I expected it to be unpalatably sweet like the strawberry, but it was better than expected. I mean they're all sweet, but the strawberry is sickeningly so.

5/29/2014 9:05:22 AM

yeah i don't like the strawberry ones.

5/29/2014 9:11:32 AM

I held off on these forever.

But I eventually ended up chugging one in a church parking lot.

The eulogy was excellent.

5/29/2014 9:12:24 AM

tried the lime and mango. horrible.

5/29/2014 1:25:23 PM

I tried one of these once and remember not wanting to finish the can, and that's rare.

5/29/2014 1:30:27 PM

I'm telling yall this is the way to go

5/29/2014 1:44:14 PM

Somebody mix Mang-O-Rita and Natty Daddy and report back on the taste.

5/29/2014 1:49:45 PM

5/29/2014 1:51:02 PM

5/29/2014 1:58:26 PM

I really like the budlight clamato.

5/29/2014 2:07:52 PM

I've had the lime ones of these on a couple occasions. Usually as something to mix up an all day beer-bender. I couldn't imagine drinking several in a row though.

5/29/2014 2:16:43 PM

I've always wondered how the hell this stuff is given the "bud light" label. It's 8% ABV and packed with sugar.

Quote :

"I tried one of these once and remember not wanting to finish the can, and that's rare. "

Thats because that shit has clam juice in it. Who the hell mixes tomato juice, clam juice, lime, and beer?

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5/30/2014 12:20:22 AM

^Mexican people love that shit

5/30/2014 5:04:20 AM

Quote :

"Thats because that shit has clam juice in it. Who the hell mixes tomato juice, clam juice, lime, and beer?"

Stiffen it up with a little vodka an a couple seasonings and I'm down.

5/30/2014 9:16:35 AM

If you like bloody marys and have not tried the chelada yet give it a go. IMO you can't taste any clam juice. They have a hot and spicy version too, but the regular is my favorite

5/30/2014 11:55:24 AM

^will do, thx

5/30/2014 11:59:01 AM

just drink a Caesar like our neighbors to the north.

5/30/2014 11:59:14 AM

is that beer + tomato juice/ hot salce?

5/30/2014 12:04:45 PM

vodka, clamato (tomato juice and clam broth), hot sauce and worcestershire sauce

5/30/2014 12:09:16 PM

Man-go-rita night tonight!

5/30/2014 8:46:59 PM

Yeah, bloody caesar is delicious.

5/30/2014 9:04:32 PM

more savory drinks like that might be good in the winter or for breakfast, but a damn warm afternoon? no thanks.

5/30/2014 11:26:10 PM

What would you say is the practical difference between Bloody Mary and bloody Caesar?

5/30/2014 11:52:27 PM

Whether or not it contains clam juice.

5/30/2014 11:54:55 PM

things i've never considered to mix with alcohol (or anything):

1. clam juice.

5/31/2014 12:11:27 AM

I dropped my phone in the tub last night. I think I was trying to watch porn or something.

I'm not entirely sure because I was very drunk on beer and a mang-o-rita.

I blame the mang-o-rita entirely.

6/7/2014 7:10:33 PM

Get a Galaxy S 5, then you can watch porn in the tub with no fear of ruining your phone

6/7/2014 8:26:49 PM

I already replaced the phone for 269 big ones. If anybody gets it to come on again, they're probably getting treated to a black lesbian orgy of some kind. Felt like total degenerate in the Apple store.

I really should have considered other options just in case gettin drunk and tryna look at porn in the tub becomes my new Friday night thing.

6/7/2014 8:53:02 PM

^This was mostly a joke. I actually got these water resistant speakers a couple weeks ago:

http://www.amazon.com/ECOXGEAR-Waterproof-Wireless-Bluetooth-Speaker/dp/B008MG5V80/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1402705742&sr=8-2&keywords=ecogear+waterproof

They are awesome, and I love them. But they're so damn alluring I'm afraid I'll try to drunkenly use them with my phone again. I either need to hide my phone or hide the speakers.

This is far and away the dumbest first world problem I've ever had.

But I guess the drinking part is an all world problem...so I've got that going for me.

6/13/2014 8:31:58 PM

it's a mangorita night for me too

6/13/2014 9:15:42 PM

I tried one of each of the flavors last night because I found myself mildly intoxicated and in a walmart outside fort hood texas at 1am. Strawberry>Raspberry>>Lime>>>>>>>>>>>>Mango.

6/13/2014 9:17:21 PM

everyone is entitled to bad taste.

6/13/2014 10:55:22 PM