I can you know, do songs and shit.

6/10/2014 12:49:01 PM

Yes yes I would. And I would fellate you every day.

6/10/2014 12:51:43 PM

We want updates on your crazy ass wife

6/10/2014 12:52:36 PM

I was kinda turned off to the idea of you after you made that thread detailing your awful marriage/separation, and then kept turning the convo to encouraging people to listen to your music.

it was like a poor-mans viral marketing campaign

6/10/2014 12:53:49 PM

well, huh... I guess you have a point.

6/10/2014 12:54:29 PM

But in reality it was the loss of the banjo that motivated me to do it all.

[Edited on June 10, 2014 at 12:55 PM. Reason : music and such, as I am also a bit lazy when it comes to the internets]

6/10/2014 12:55:03 PM

That bitch took his banjo?!?!?!

6/10/2014 12:57:00 PM

long story bro

Let's talk about my prospects here.

6/10/2014 12:57:42 PM

What about me?

I'm pretty good at laughing at jokes. That's my main skill. But I'm also good at acting incredulous for "amazing" stories.

So that's two things, guys. I can do two things.

6/10/2014 12:58:09 PM

Now, he's just Man

6/10/2014 12:58:12 PM

^^ Sounds good. I am pretty good at pretending to listen. It is the whole having a convo thing that gets me in trouble.


IDK, why in the fuck did I make this thread.

Sometimes, and I think everybody will agree here, I am just full retard.

[Edited on June 10, 2014 at 1:00 PM. Reason : d]

6/10/2014 1:00:16 PM

goddammit I got dibs on Bridget

6/10/2014 1:06:47 PM

go for it

I think that I have met her once. She is cool. Definitely a hottie

6/10/2014 1:07:19 PM

is she? score.

6/10/2014 1:16:34 PM

tell us more about the land of the no-jews

6/10/2014 1:22:55 PM

Quote :

"/We want updates on your crazy ass wife"

[Edited on June 10, 2014 at 3:13 PM. Reason : /]

6/10/2014 3:12:33 PM

I, too, enjoy hearing made up stories

6/10/2014 3:15:12 PM

I don't understand what part of it you think is made up

6/10/2014 4:01:31 PM

maybe, the whole fucking thing

6/10/2014 4:06:45 PM

Dude, I am not a fuckin writer. I'm a songwriter...big difference bro.

I would jerk my self 'till eternity if I could write something as crazy and as detailed as that shit.

6/10/2014 4:18:04 PM

This is bullshit. You can't ignore someone's wing invite and then call dibs on them.

It's not right!

6/10/2014 7:46:45 PM

Bridget is very hot, but she has an unhealthy obsession with golden retrievers

6/10/2014 8:23:33 PM

golden retrievers are pretty awesome though

6/10/2014 8:43:04 PM

I would take you on the most bromantic mandate BanjoMan

6/10/2014 8:56:34 PM

I'd date me

6/10/2014 9:18:55 PM

no.

6/10/2014 9:59:53 PM

sawahash?

6/10/2014 11:48:22 PM

Quote :

"I would take you on the most bromantic mandate BanjoMan"

A long night of drinking... going to a show... doing some tincture... ANYTHING could happen

6/11/2014 12:52:48 AM

I'm with slappy1

I mean I had no idea you were that obsessed with your banjo

6/11/2014 2:40:47 AM

not an obsession. It's a craft.

6/11/2014 2:52:32 AM