thought it fell off something I had earlier

mid-eat, I think "self, we haven't had anything with rice in like a month"

it wasn't rice

oh god why

6/12/2014 11:02:45 AM

albino mouse poop?

6/12/2014 11:05:02 AM

i don't know

i don't want to know

6/12/2014 11:12:57 AM

iop1

6/12/2014 11:38:23 AM

Can we jump back to when you thought it was rice? Even if it was rice, why would you eat it off the counter?

6/12/2014 11:44:10 AM

because people are starving in africa

6/12/2014 11:46:58 AM

it was mouse snot

also "we"?? BIGMAN GOT A WOMAN?!

[Edited on June 12, 2014 at 12:02 PM. Reason : F]

6/12/2014 12:01:32 PM

Probably just a larva that got squished between your molars and left little pieces stuck in there that you can't get out no matter what.

6/12/2014 12:05:14 PM

asbestos

6/12/2014 12:51:23 PM

RLice

6/12/2014 1:42:31 PM

Lice egg

6/12/2014 2:25:18 PM

dead termite larve

6/12/2014 2:34:36 PM

herpes scab
genital crab egg
lead paint chip
dried jizz (surprised this wasn't taken yet)

6/12/2014 2:41:49 PM

maggot

bigman ate a maggot

6/12/2014 2:43:25 PM

How did it taste, Michael?

6/12/2014 4:24:25 PM

my eyes all yellowed and my skin cracking what happening to me?

6/12/2014 4:25:26 PM

Jaundice. You have a month, maybe two. Make peace with your god.

[Edited on June 12, 2014 at 6:39 PM. Reason : or you're getting really cool super powers....never know]

6/12/2014 6:38:37 PM

clipped fingernail

6/12/2014 7:44:34 PM

Quote :

"sideways glance"

6/12/2014 9:51:11 PM

I rub all unidentified white substances on my gums.

Like a TV detective...who's eternally hopeful that the drug fairy has visited my kitchen counter.

6/12/2014 10:00:57 PM

Looks like BigMan's philosophy is quite similar

6/13/2014 12:33:16 PM

I dunno that dog looks pretty wise

6/13/2014 5:42:45 PM

That dog is brilliant...ly bad at making life choices.

6/13/2014 5:55:24 PM

sounds like the first verse of this song: http://rock.rapgenius.com/The-offspring-dont-pick-it-up-lyrics

6/14/2014 4:13:56 PM

^^I dunno that dog looks pretty wise

6/14/2014 7:20:34 PM