And yourself 5 years ago gets to read it.

What does your tweet say?

7/1/2014 7:43:44 PM

YOU CAN BE IN GRAD SCHOOL IN 5 YEARS IF YOU DON'T SPEND THAT MONEY ON WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO

[Edited on July 1, 2014 at 7:44 PM. Reason : ]

7/1/2014 7:44:31 PM

will uploaded pictures travel with the tweet?

7/1/2014 7:52:12 PM

Does it have to be a tweet. I wasn't registered 5 years ago

7/1/2014 7:53:07 PM

Assume you were registered. Trying to keep it short and sweet.

7/1/2014 7:59:57 PM

Is it a tweet or a direct message? If it was a DM, I'd probably create a website with a big list of sporting results over the last 5 years and send the link. But if it had to be a tweet, I guess I could do that but I'd have to send myself the password to the server so I could save the webpage and then take it offline. But I don't have many followers so the likelihood of someone accessing that webpage before I could take it down would be pretty low.

But the page wouldn't exist back then so nevermind

[Edited on July 1, 2014 at 8:03 PM. Reason : Pwnt]

7/1/2014 8:01:08 PM

"delete your twitter account"

7/1/2014 8:02:54 PM

gray's sports almanac (as much that can fit into a twitters)

7/1/2014 8:03:36 PM

I'd do the sports thing too. But not for gambling. Just to impress everyone in Sports Talk.

7/1/2014 8:04:59 PM

"invest heavily in bitcoin, sell when it goes above $1000"

7/1/2014 8:08:59 PM

Quote :

"pball#s7109 9 32 38 52 53 15 7409 4 9 22 41 44 14 7809 19 42 50 53 56 39 71109 1 4 20 39 42 2 71509 26 50 51 52 57 37 71809 4 21 26 28 47 37"

7/1/2014 8:09:41 PM

ABU DHABI MY BROTHA!

7/1/2014 8:11:29 PM

"Macho Man. Fatal car crash. 5/20/11 morning. save him "

7/1/2014 8:14:07 PM

^ no location... fantastic.

7/1/2014 8:17:41 PM

Don't date that one bitch...you know, that one bitch

7/1/2014 9:11:48 PM

don't bother buying that lifetime premie on tww. it'll die soon.

7/1/2014 9:21:59 PM

Definitely buy the chicken suit.

7/1/2014 9:37:27 PM

TreeTwista10 isn't black.

7/1/2014 10:38:36 PM

powerball numbers, suberbowl winners/scores, and maybe some stock tickers

7/2/2014 11:11:00 AM

That's a lot of info. for a tweet...

7/2/2014 11:23:11 AM

her, stay away from her. #craycray #99problems

7/2/2014 11:26:07 AM

Break up with your boyfriend to date the guy you actually like because he likes you too.Dont play in the snow this winter, dislocations suck

7/2/2014 11:33:05 AM

definitely powerball numbers.

i wouldn't say which dates they win though, to keep it suspenseful for my past self. also so i could fit more numbers.

7/2/2014 11:53:52 AM

Interesting. Most of these are for either financial gain, or to avoid a relationship pitfall. :-)

7/2/2014 12:09:03 PM

the only worthwhile answer here is powerball #'s.

avoiding relationship pitfall vs. winning 200 million buckazoids? hmm yeah i think i'll take the latter

7/2/2014 12:12:10 PM

^obviously, but it's less interesting for the thread.

7/2/2014 12:13:43 PM

Osama is in a house in X location in Pakistan, get that money, and be a national hero
(after the NSA probes your ass to find how you knew)


X - a fictional tweet does not merit the effort actually look up the location

7/2/2014 12:14:54 PM

Would anyone want to say goodbye to a friend or relative before they passed?

Career advice for anyone ?

7/2/2014 12:16:29 PM

I should probably tell my brother that his best friend will die on his couch on march 30th, 2012. :-/

7/2/2014 12:19:03 PM

That is very unselfish of you, bmel

7/2/2014 12:22:36 PM

Most things tend to work themselves out one way or another. It might not be the easiest path, but money and relationships will figure themselves out if you work hard enough at it. However, death is absolute.

7/2/2014 12:27:07 PM

...and inevitable

7/2/2014 12:30:10 PM

but possibly postponed. If they had gone to the doctor, found the cancer earlier, not driven down that street, etc.

7/2/2014 12:32:54 PM

True. I was just being melodramatic.

7/2/2014 12:35:13 PM

^^i'm really interested in this story, now bmel

also

Quote :

"avoiding relationship pitfall vs. winning 200 million buckazoids? hmm yeah i think i'll take the latter"

not me. i'd rather be broke and happy than wealthy yet giving a few years of my short life to someone who isn't right for me.

7/2/2014 12:39:51 PM

"LOST - they're all dead. LOLUDUMBFUCK...."

7/2/2014 12:45:35 PM

Enjoy your parents while you have them.

Also rent your fist apt after school don't buy a condo.

[Edited on July 2, 2014 at 12:52 PM. Reason : .]

7/2/2014 12:51:02 PM

Not really much of a story. He was hanging out at my brother's house on a Friday night like usual. They drank a little, smoked some weed, and sat around and talked. Everything seemed normal when my brother went to bed. Brother woke up the next day to find him dead on his couch. Called 911 and did chest compressions until an ambulance got there, but it was wayyyy too late. Autopsy showed it was related to his heart. He hadn't been to the doctor in years because he didn't have health insurance.

7/2/2014 12:54:15 PM

you will be happier after your wife moves out

7/2/2014 12:55:22 PM

There's nothing i really would tell myself 5 years ago... maybe 10 years ago.

7/2/2014 1:07:29 PM

"Stop fucking around and graduate. You'll regret it! #loans#badbitches"

7/2/2014 1:12:38 PM

"don't plan on getting any raises in the next 5 years"

7/2/2014 1:39:47 PM

"u dnt end up w som1 whose name starts w M. XLVI & XLVIII 1st score safety bet all. 2011 cardinals win WS bet all. no mmo > wow. quit tww"

7/2/2014 1:42:23 PM

Quote :

"Don't date that one bitch...you know, that one bitch"

7/2/2014 2:09:26 PM

"once a waitress, probably always a waitress"

7/2/2014 2:23:19 PM

I said powerball + superbowl and/or stocks because if you hit powerball more than once, you'll probably get brought up on fraud or something. So hit the powerball and then bet it on sports or whatever and/or stocks to grow that money. You'd probably reach some sort of national celebrity if you bet your entire 200+ million on the superbowl and won, too.

7/2/2014 2:25:50 PM

The economy will collapse in fall of 2008. Hoard cash.

7/2/2014 2:27:20 PM

i'm sure there are more important things i would tweet myself if i sat and thought about it. 5 years isn't far enough back to give myself any advice in college, so it would probably be something to help make me a sizable amount of cash.

7/2/2014 2:27:25 PM

i couldn't think of anything to help friends in the last 5 years. so it was just money and my happiness.

7/2/2014 2:36:22 PM

powerball numbers and remaining characters will include stocks to then invest said winnings into and when to sell.

7/2/2014 2:45:52 PM