post them here.

7/6/2014 11:01:06 PM

my short weiner.

7/6/2014 11:03:59 PM

The spice girls song I downloaded, my driving record, tww, current employment status, and facebooking too much :/

Oh, also my flip flopping willy nilly attitude toward the Oxford comma

No specific order


[Edited on July 6, 2014 at 11:18 PM. Reason : .]

7/6/2014 11:13:32 PM

Wait is that over your entire life or just recent events?

If it's the former, I think the Spice Girls are a bit tame imo.

7/6/2014 11:21:02 PM

No this all applies to my recent and present life

7/6/2014 11:25:42 PM

my iPhone

7/6/2014 11:29:19 PM

Do you have the newest iPhone?

7/6/2014 11:34:00 PM

My compulsive tendencies towards psychosexual infantile regression. Mostly.

7/6/2014 11:42:03 PM

That I have an awesome idea for a product with an emerging market and I haven't done a goddamned thing about it because I don't know where to start.

7/7/2014 1:12:04 AM

^You can tell tww what the idea is maybe a tww focus group would help?!


Also, I peed my pants when I was 17.




[Edited on July 7, 2014 at 1:30 AM. Reason : .]

7/7/2014 1:29:31 AM

My penis. It is just too large for them gurls.

7/7/2014 4:06:07 AM

Some times I'm not sure if I'm a good person or when I try to do nice things if I'm really just doing them for attention. I know I like the attention but I don't think that's the reason I like to help.

Sometime I feel as though everything I do is selfish regardless of what it appears to be.

:-/

7/7/2014 8:10:15 AM

I could probably rattle off a good thirty instances in which I've acutely and avoidably hurt someone. They randomly come back to me at vulnerable moments, and the shame sucks so bad. I also get very ashamed of things I've thought or said about someone even if it didn't affect them.


But I kinda like that new Miranda Lambert song. And, under certain circumstances, I'm afraid I'd probably do it with The Situation. Also, you can occasionally catch me in my car eating a soft pint of ice cream with my tongue. #noshame

[Edited on July 7, 2014 at 12:46 PM. Reason : ^Reflecting in that fashion means you're totally a good person! Cheer up! ]

7/7/2014 12:45:27 PM

tww

7/7/2014 4:07:31 PM

^That

7/7/2014 4:08:01 PM

humiliations/social failures that everyone else who was present has long since forgotten...sometimes I lie in bed cringing over shit that happened 15 years ago

it sucks, but what're you gonna do

7/7/2014 8:46:42 PM

nothing really. done a lot of dumb shit. it happens

7/7/2014 9:05:58 PM

nc state sports

7/7/2014 9:18:47 PM

LOL

But cursing at Chapel Hill fans while they're out with their children?

Nope, not ashamed. That's just good fun.

You gotta drive off really quick so they can't respond.

7/7/2014 9:43:20 PM

I have staring contests with my cat.

I hate it when I lose.

7/7/2014 11:15:39 PM

Last week I went to the funeral of a high school friend. His mother was the Asst. Principal at our school. At the time, I gave her a fair amount of reason not to like me and she never liked that her son and I were friends. Senior year, her son, myself, and a few others were in a car that was pulled over, and her son, the driver, was taken to jail. I called her house at 1 AM. She answered. I said, "Adam is in jail. His car is is the Harris Teeter parking lot and the keys are clipped under the muffler," and hung up. Last time I ever spoke to her.

Fast forward however many years its been. After a long battle with drug and alcohol addiction compounded by a pre-existing liver condition Adam dies. I'm at his funeral and the service is ending. The family is beginning to proceed out of the sanctuary and the grandmother is leading followed by the mother. Im seated at the end of the pew right next to the aisle. The grandmother is visibly shaken and looks heartbroken. I look her in the eyes and am overwhelmed by the emotions I'm feeling. I'm also aware that the mother is right behind her. And instead of meeting her gaze, I cast down my eyes as she passed.

I'm ashamed of this.

[Edited on July 8, 2014 at 4:03 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2014 3:58:47 PM

Fuck dude

7/8/2014 4:07:49 PM

in other news I'm speaking to a lawyer tomorrow about getting a provisional patent

also I'm ashamed of the poor shape i'm in

7/8/2014 4:09:45 PM

i listen to a lot of new age music.

7/9/2014 10:43:09 AM

Quote :

"in other news I'm speaking to a lawyer tomorrow about getting a provisional patent"

you mean you are going to file a provisional patent application?

7/9/2014 11:16:47 AM

^^^^^ RIP Adam Cromartie

7/9/2014 9:02:01 PM

I don't have the best work ethic.

I'm awful at spelling.

7/10/2014 8:00:50 AM

^^^
You're obsolete.

7/10/2014 11:00:51 AM

I never finished The Wire

7/13/2015 1:43:07 PM

my (black) people when they act incredibly "ratchet" and are proud of doing so. it's especially annoying when they have kids. I just think to myself..."why are you 55+ and dressing and acting the same way as your 7 year old child?". basically, I'm ashamed of B.E.T.

7/13/2015 1:48:56 PM

^^LOL

My friend just revealed that same thing to me! I'm not supposed to tell anyone.

7/13/2015 1:53:56 PM

My procrastination,
holding an interesting conversation,
spend more than I make,
to generous,
lack of fuck-given.

7/13/2015 2:33:50 PM

I'm the absolute king of asking a question to feign interest and then completely ignoring the response.

7/13/2015 2:58:33 PM

I'm in love with Chad Ochocinco.

7/13/2015 3:24:39 PM

your mom, fucking her.

7/13/2015 3:37:18 PM

micropenis

7/13/2015 3:50:13 PM

so many things. I put a lot of pressure on myself and it gives me anxiety to the point where I have stomach ulcers. I don't know how to relax

7/13/2015 4:35:25 PM

i've heard alprazolam works wonders

7/13/2015 4:40:11 PM

^it's an absolute life saver

7/13/2015 7:04:56 PM

Quote :

"Your Amazon package with Rain-Blo Jum-Blo Gum Balls 24 Tubes was delivered"

8/23/2016 5:38:38 PM

^^ yup, it is

Quote :

"Can cause paranoid or suicidal ideation and impair memory, judgment, and coordination."

[Edited on August 23, 2016 at 9:24 PM. Reason : ]

8/23/2016 9:23:59 PM

I'm ashamed that I've never been in a threesome, and am less of a man because of it

8/23/2016 9:41:43 PM

My golf game

8/23/2016 9:44:00 PM

my hemmies

8/23/2016 9:44:25 PM

^ then you are not eating the food humans were designed to eat

8/23/2016 9:52:46 PM

My post count

8/23/2016 9:56:17 PM

I do. I like black beans, chick peas, broccoli.

8/23/2016 9:59:53 PM

How much fiber do you get per meal on average? Per day?

I get:

10-15 g @ breakfast
15-25 g @ lunch
15-25 g @ dinner

Have no issues with constipation even though I am sedentary on most days.

8/23/2016 10:02:57 PM

That is the problem. I only get around 20 -25 total. It is especially hard on low carb days.

8/23/2016 10:12:52 PM

bc no one reads the 49th post

[Edited on August 23, 2016 at 10:38 PM. Reason : ]

8/23/2016 10:37:27 PM