^

7/17/2014 1:18:32 PM

Chapstick, lube, and goldfish

7/17/2014 1:22:33 PM

cocaine and hookers

7/17/2014 1:22:44 PM

Lube
Darts
Tissues
Glock
Whatever book I'm currently reading
Picture of wdprice3

7/17/2014 1:25:56 PM

7/17/2014 1:28:06 PM

9mm
Condoms
Lube
book
various chargers

7/17/2014 1:31:44 PM

ipad, vaseline (for my lips), taser, pistachios, maglight, lotion, and whatever book I'm reading.

in the opposite nightstand are a few unmentionables.

7/17/2014 1:32:49 PM

i would like to use all of those in a sexual manner

7/17/2014 1:34:18 PM

currently rocking a bedside mini fridge since i sold all my shit to move

it has some change, a flash drive, and an empty beer bottle

[Edited on July 17, 2014 at 1:34 PM. Reason : .]

7/17/2014 1:34:24 PM

Kindle
Lube
Rope
Book of 1001 positions (gag gift that's turned out to be pretty useful!)
condoms
hand towel
batteries

7/17/2014 1:43:40 PM

I have two nightstands. I just moved so both are packed with shit I just wanted to put somewhere during the move. One has a lot of CDs on one drawer. And mostly just pens, papers, and shit in the other drawer. The other nightstand has pictures in it that I've yet to put up, a book, some more pens.

7/17/2014 1:46:29 PM

alarm clock, book, 2 chargers, nexus 7, hair tie, and sometimes a cat

7/17/2014 1:47:39 PM

Condoms, sketch pad, nook, my diploma (huh, so that's where it is).

7/17/2014 1:47:41 PM

top drawer:
Glock
weather radio
retainers (no longer wear)

middle drawer:
receipts
keys
cards/misc documents

bottom drawer:
quarter collection booklets
lube/rubbers
surplus shaving cream/razors/etc.

7/17/2014 1:58:44 PM

Dead babies

7/17/2014 2:00:23 PM

Too is lamps and water

Top drawer snacks and lube.

Second drawer books and iPad

Third drawer MacBook NHRA rule book and the Nevada timing association rule book.

Guns are in a bio safe within reach lol.

[Edited on July 17, 2014 at 2:09 PM. Reason : .]

7/17/2014 2:06:23 PM

do you like your biosafe?

7/17/2014 2:12:23 PM

heating bad
clock
hair ties

7/17/2014 2:35:06 PM

I don't think there's anyone I would actually tell the entire answer to this question. The bottom drawer has most of my regularly worn T-shirts.

7/17/2014 3:42:27 PM

We get it, you have a vibrator and some benwa balls in there. No biggy.

7/17/2014 3:43:16 PM

No, my Ben Wa balls live under the bathroom sink.

7/17/2014 3:46:51 PM

prove it

7/17/2014 3:54:52 PM

7/17/2014 4:10:24 PM

I get it. The Ben Wa balls are in your box.

7/17/2014 7:03:47 PM

nicotine patches, eye mask, sweater razor, flashlight, Ibuprofen, sleeping pills

Quote :

"adultswim: currently rocking a bedside mini fridge since i sold all my shit to move"

I love this. It makes me extra happy. For people who don't want to go all the way with dorm-style living, I think regular nightstands should have a refrigerated drawer.

7/17/2014 7:15:44 PM

this is hilarious

here's mine:

2 pairs of glasses
lube
2 hair ties
2 sets of ear plugs (the other set are by the chapstick)
chapstick

7/17/2014 10:25:45 PM

After reading this thread I feel like I need to go out and buy some lube to keep in my nightstand.

7/17/2014 10:26:30 PM

Skwinkle - the next time I'm at your house, I'm going to take a picture with your balls

7/17/2014 10:29:38 PM

lube seems to be the top item

7/17/2014 10:39:39 PM

Don't have a bedside table. Closet door is at one side of the bed, bathroom door is on the other side. alarm clock lives across the room on a dresser

7/17/2014 10:40:52 PM

so what's in the dresser?!

7/17/2014 10:41:41 PM

I bet the top drawer is just tubes and tubes of lube.

7/17/2014 10:42:13 PM

TWW fact: most of us keep lube in our bedside table

[Edited on July 17, 2014 at 10:47 PM. Reason : oil or water based?]

7/17/2014 10:47:07 PM

Obvs water based

7/17/2014 11:15:59 PM

Paperwork

[Edited on July 17, 2014 at 11:23 PM. Reason : A lube]

7/17/2014 11:23:10 PM

Dental dam

7/17/2014 11:25:30 PM

^^^ water for me, but they seem to vary wildly in terms of effectiveness.

what brands are we talking here?

7/17/2014 11:27:48 PM

oil based all the way

7/17/2014 11:42:56 PM

Quote :

" After reading this thread I feel like I need to go out and buy some lube to keep in my nightstand."

Are there lots of anal probing or a lots of lonely men itt? I don't understand

7/18/2014 12:12:28 AM

I can't be the only one that has a gun in the nightstand along with the lube

Quote :

"Are there lots of anal probing or a lots of lonely men itt? I don't understand"

[Edited on July 18, 2014 at 12:22 AM. Reason : .]

7/18/2014 12:20:42 AM

Quote :

"oil based all the way"

Really...what brand?

7/18/2014 12:23:36 AM

so many people with so much lube....is there really that much need for it?

I will say the current lady friend uses mineral oil or baby oil for back rubs, its...amazing, if you ever find yourself in a position to get a back rub by someone who regularly makes amazing pottery go for it

7/18/2014 12:26:50 AM

Dude, you're putting your wiener in her exclusively, getting back rubs, probably spending all kinds of time with her. You gotta come up with something other than "current lady friend" to describe this woman.

[Edited on July 18, 2014 at 1:43 AM. Reason : Just go for it.]

7/18/2014 1:43:06 AM

glock
flashlight
chapstick
extra phone chargers

7/18/2014 1:47:54 AM

I'm glad at least three of us are taking care of business in the flashlight department.

7/18/2014 1:53:30 AM

Amateurs.

Silicone lube is where it's at.

7/18/2014 2:23:34 AM

my flashlight won't fit in my night stand....

you know, the usual story "big, long & black"

7/18/2014 7:21:27 AM

I like the bio safe but I've never had to use it in a stressful situation.

7/18/2014 7:45:07 AM

I keep reading flashlight as fleshlight...made for an awkward moment when BridgetSPK had one.

7/18/2014 8:03:28 AM

Quote :

"Really...what brand?"

currently ID Moments but I'm not particular about the brand and don't think I've ever bought the same one twice

7/18/2014 8:04:56 AM