...or you've witnessed?

7/17/2014 10:11:12 PM

looking for ideas?

7/17/2014 10:17:05 PM

Some guy wrote "jackleg" on his dick, took a pic, and posted it. That was pretty creepy.


I remember getting back to our house that day, and jackleg was pissed. Fucking irate, lol

7/17/2014 10:24:22 PM

Haha, yeah I got that fucker pretty good.

I mean... what?

7/17/2014 10:25:36 PM

7/17/2014 10:45:53 PM

An ex still had a key to my place and fucking let herself in one night while I was asleep on the couch

7/17/2014 10:46:09 PM

The first night I ever lived on my own, I woke up at 2 a.m. with a man's figure silhouetted on my bedroom window like something out of a horror movie. Lots of anxiety and a few interactions with the police later, it turned out he wasn't trying to murder me, just climb into the apartment above mine.

7/17/2014 11:04:14 PM

Quote :

"The first night I ever lived on my own, I woke up at 2 a.m. with a man's figure silhouetted on my bedroom window like something out of a horror movie. Lots of anxiety and a few interactions with the police later, it turned out he wasn't trying to murder me, just climb into the apartment above mine."

So he was trying to murder the person above you?

7/18/2014 11:49:03 AM

I think he was trying to bwn the woman's teenage daughter without waking the mom up by going in through the front door.

7/18/2014 11:49:59 AM

Pretty sure that pic up there is of sparky

7/18/2014 12:11:18 PM

how do you know???

7/18/2014 12:25:10 PM

It's clearly *not* Sparky

7/18/2014 12:26:01 PM

sparky isn't exactly shy. He used to send me unsolicited cock shots all the time

7/18/2014 1:13:57 PM

I'm pretty convinced there is a person living in our house somewhere that we don't know about, but I can't find them.

7/18/2014 1:22:55 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097503/

7/18/2014 2:38:02 PM

perhaps we should force sparky to get an erection and get professional cocklooker Ian C. Dunne to PNC Arena with his deworming agent to verify the identity of the jackleg penile shaft and whether there is crack cocaine therein

7/18/2014 2:50:27 PM

+1

7/18/2014 2:53:25 PM

moar

10/18/2014 6:06:51 PM

this thread won me over from the start with that jackleg business

10/18/2014 6:13:45 PM

[Edited on October 18, 2014 at 7:05 PM. Reason : ]

10/18/2014 7:05:16 PM

^

10/18/2014 7:12:43 PM

that's acraw's handwriting on that dillzknob

10/18/2014 7:14:59 PM

what

10/18/2014 7:17:14 PM

that's your handwriting on that penis pic

10/18/2014 7:19:31 PM

When I was 11 and 12 I worked as a beach monkey for a lifeguard in North Myrtle Beach during the summers. (a beach monkey is a kid that sets up the umbrellas and chairs the lifeguard rents out in the morning and puts them away in the evening for 20 bucks a week)

Well, the lifeguard I worked for served an area about a mile down the beach from my Dad's house, so I'd walk there every morning around 5am. One day as I was walking to work, a 30-something fat dude approached me and began talking to me. He started asking me personal questions and asked me if I had ever ejaculated. I pretended like I didn't know what that meant (I had learned what masturbation was in sex ed in 5th grade and... well, i was 12...)

Anyway, he asked me again and used the word "cum" since I "didn't know" what ejaculate meant, and i told him no, and started walking faster down the road. He kept questioning me, and said that if I wanted to he could help.

I told him no and he backed off, but i wonder if i was a little bit younger or a little bit smaller (i was a big 12 year old) what would have happened.

10/18/2014 7:31:02 PM

This is by far the creepiest thing ever to happen to me.

At an apartment complex I moved to in Georgia. I was living by myself and didn't really know any people in town. The apartment complex had a laundry room on site, which I used. I liked to do my laundry at night, when it was generally less crowded. And just as a note, the apartment complex was not in a single building. It was several units spread out over a property. Like townhouses. So you had to go outside to go to the laundry room/other apartments. One night I was doing laundry. I had moved my washed clothes to the dryer and was walking out of the laundry room, to my apartment. A pretty cute girl was walking into the laundry room at that time. We exchanged pleasantries and talked for a couple minutes. An hour later, I go back to the laundry room to get my now dry clothes. A piece of paper is stuck into the dryer that I was using that says (kept the note cause it's otherwise unbelievable...may post a pic later):

"To: Hot guy in Apt #1

From: Guy in [illegible] by apartment"

on the back

"You're hot! I wanna suck your dick! Email me if you want a discreet NSA BJ. [insert email here]"

Now. A couple things run through my mind while I read this note. First of all. I assume the writer of the note is watching me read it. So I try to quickly read it and put it away and get back to my apartment. Second, as I quickly read it, my first thought is that it's from the cute girl I bumped into while I was doing laundry earlier. Which would've been pretty sweet. Because like I said, she was a cute girl. But obviously, on further reading, it is a guy doing the writing. I stuff the note in my pocket. Grab my laundry and haul ass back to my apartment, through the dark of night, and lock the door. And like I said, I had just moved to this area and didn't know a soul there. So it couldn't have been a friend playing a trick on me.

I'm not bothered by the fact that another man found me attractive or whatever. What freaked me out is that he knew which apartment I lived in (apartment 1) and had seen me go to and from the apartment and laundry room without me seeing him. That's some creepy shit. I understand his plight. He was horny and in a small town...probably didn't know many people in the area (especially gay guys). And chose to discreetly seek some action.

I replayed the incident in my mind many times. And I'm pretty sure I recall seeing a guy outside smoking a cigarette on my initial visit to the laundry room. But even then, I'd be surprised if he saw which apartment I came out of.

It's pretty funny to me now, looking back. But that was a legitimately scary and creepy thing.

I'll also add that I always found it unfortunate that his location was illegible. Like, if I wanted a discreet NSA BJ right then and there, I wouldn't know where he was. That's just bad on his part.

[Edited on October 18, 2014 at 7:47 PM. Reason : dd]

10/18/2014 7:43:21 PM

I'd get drunk and get a blow job if I were you.

He said NSA.

10/18/2014 10:08:03 PM

^^
maybe it was the girl who was playing a prank on you...or maybe she wanted to see how you'd react, and if you passed the test she'd blow you.

what was the e-mail address? was it masculine or feminine?

10/18/2014 10:23:50 PM

^^^ it was probably lewisje

10/18/2014 10:28:15 PM

email address was southgaguy30@yahoo.com

10/18/2014 10:49:54 PM

lol, okay

yeah that's pretty

10/18/2014 11:38:18 PM

bttt

11/7/2014 2:36:25 PM

Went camping/hiking for a bit Ab 15 years ago.

Alone.

Had some film developed when I got back of some nature pics etc.

There were photos of me sleeping on multiple occasions mixed in with the other pictures I took.

I did not encounter another human on the trip.

11/7/2014 5:14:51 PM

^ winner!

11/7/2014 5:25:26 PM

I feel like I want dms's experience to happen to me. Is that gay?

11/7/2014 6:04:47 PM

^^^

11/7/2014 6:13:16 PM

^^ nah once I got over the initial creepiness I was somehwat flattered I guess

11/7/2014 6:38:35 PM

I have a friend that likes to take pics of me sleeping

11/10/2014 1:25:08 PM

Sorry bro.

11/10/2014 1:26:20 PM

I few years back, I was at a movie theater and decided to take a leak before going in to sit down. So, I'm in the bathroom at the urinal, and there is a kid (around 12) at the urinal next to me. Mid-piss, I just get the distinct feeling that there were 4 eyeballs looking at my dick instead of the normal 2. I glanced over, and sure enough the kid was looking at my junk.
I mean...I get it I guess...maybe.... 12 is the age that kids get curious or something? Not my bag, and never was...but whatever.

So I say "what the hell man...keep your eyes on yourself". He says sorry, really embarrassed obviously finishes up, and scurried out of the restroom.



Creepy as fuck

11/10/2014 2:14:36 PM

Quote :

"Went camping/hiking for a bit Ab 15 years ago. Alone. Had some film developed when I got back of some nature pics etc. There were photos of me sleeping on multiple occasions mixed in with the other pictures I took. I did not encounter another human on the trip."

OH HELLL NAWWWWWWWWWW

11/10/2014 2:37:46 PM

I was in a bar in Alexandria, VA a few weeks ago. I was out with a federal agent and a police chief from out west. (Those details do matter).

We were in the second floor of an Irish bar and standing next to a group of idiots playing that thumper game from Beerfest at a bunch of tables. One of the girls there was pretty hot. Anyway, she walks up next to me at our group and I think I said hello or something. She began talking to the police chief. I continued talking to the agent. She then walks over and stands next to the chief and talks more with him. After 5 minutes, two of her male friends go walking by. She grabs one of their arms and points directly at me and says "HE HIT ME!"

I was so shocked that as they turned to look at me like they were about to jump me I sarcastically said "yea, that's me. that's what I do, I hit women for fun." Immediately the chief grabbed one of them and said "this is not happening. get out of here."

I have no clue if he flashed a badge or what but the next day I spent hours trying to understand why in the fuck a girl would do that. Could have gotten me killed.

11/10/2014 4:51:26 PM

Hahahaha wtf

11/10/2014 8:48:08 PM

What in the fuck??

11/10/2014 9:18:46 PM

^^^ Typical crazy bitch shit. I've seen stuff like that happen before. Usually happens when a chick gets rejected or doesn't get hit on etc. I've been accused of grabbing a chick's ass before when I absolutely didn't, no one did.

11/10/2014 9:25:17 PM

But just out of nowhere like that is what makes it so weird. Nothing to precipitate it, he wasn't even the one talking to her

11/10/2014 9:27:37 PM

Meh, bitches be crazy.

11/10/2014 9:29:44 PM

I'm envious of some of you who apparently haven't spent much time with women that have serious daddy issues

11/10/2014 9:30:40 PM

racists

[Edited on November 11, 2014 at 2:35 AM. Reason : gonna miss starcraft though]

11/11/2014 2:31:48 AM