Say you have a catheter and use the urinal to piss. This entails you fishing out the end of a sterile tube and letting it drain into the urinal. Given that the tube in this scenario is sterile and is the only thing you've touched, would you feel obliged to wash your hands?

Assume that you've opened the bathroom door with your foot/hip/non-hand and flushed the urinal with your elbow like any right-thinking man who stands above subhuman scum.

7/23/2014 11:17:07 AM

wouldn't the tube not be sterile after its been in use?

[Edited on July 23, 2014 at 11:20 AM. Reason : its whatevs]

7/23/2014 11:20:33 AM

I don't know, do you piss all over the outside of your catheter tube like a fucking spastic?

7/23/2014 11:21:20 AM

the inside of your pants is an otherwise sterile environment if you don't piss like a fucking spastic?

then no, no need to wash your hands for this or for pissing in general. otherwise, yes.

7/23/2014 11:32:11 AM

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"flushed the urinal with your elbow like any right-thinking man who stands above subhuman scum"

i kick that shit.

7/23/2014 11:49:38 AM

^seriously. you flush toilets with your elbow?

7/23/2014 11:51:35 AM

I don't wash my hands in the bathroom because i think my dick is dirty, i know its not

I was my hands because of all the other dirty dick bastards who go in there

7/23/2014 11:53:37 AM

What kind of children's urinal are you using that it's easier to flush it with a kick than with your elbow?

Update: You're not using a urinal at all. You're a fucking stall pisser.

[Edited on July 23, 2014 at 1:02 PM. Reason : ///]

7/23/2014 12:49:02 PM

I fucking despise stall pissers

scum of the earth


but to answer the OP, you're obligated to wash your hands after you urinate, period. only exception i can think of is if you're naked and piss completely hands free. then no wash is needed.

7/23/2014 1:22:42 PM

i always flush urinals with my foot.

7/23/2014 1:26:23 PM

nope, i kick the urinal flusher. And not even the short urinal but the tall one. it's not hard if you're semi-athletic and over 5.5 feet tall. You must be short and fat.


[Edited on July 23, 2014 at 1:28 PM. Reason : see the "workplace annoyance" thread and you'll see that I'm no stall pisser]

7/23/2014 1:26:31 PM

I leave my piss in the urinal for someone else to flush.

Not really though. I want to dismember everyone that does that shit.

7/23/2014 2:35:01 PM

i'm not touching a urinal with my shirt sleeve, that shit is for hobos. i flush with my foot.

7/23/2014 2:56:24 PM

I, too, am a foot flusher.

7/23/2014 2:59:57 PM

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"What kind of children's urinal are you using that it's easier to flush it with a kick than with your elbow?"

this is pretty much how i flush:

7/23/2014 3:30:46 PM

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"I fucking despise stall pissers scum of the earth "

7/23/2014 6:08:25 PM

7/23/2014 6:20:59 PM

Automatic flush urinals FTW. (I still wash my hands.)

But, if it's not automatic, I generally backhand the handle. If I'm about to wash my hands anyway and do a good job of it, elbow/kick contortions are unnecessary.

There is also some unknown character at work who uses a paper towel on the door handle when leaving (this I'm okay with) and then fucking drops it on the floor. When there is a trash can within tossing distance. Lazy-ass shit.

7/23/2014 7:50:58 PM