Shoot a stream of saliva from the bottom of my tongue

Make a basket from half court, backwards

Cock push-up

Find 4 leaf clovers relatively easily

8/7/2014 10:10:15 AM

shot web

8/7/2014 10:15:51 AM

Out of those four, I'm only good at finding 4 leaf clovers relatively easily. I'm really good at that.

8/7/2014 10:16:39 AM

speaking German fluently

[Edited on August 7, 2014 at 10:37 AM. Reason : d]

8/7/2014 10:30:35 AM

Fly a plane.

8/7/2014 10:58:39 AM

two chicks

8/7/2014 11:02:27 AM

Fucking 90 million people speak German. You are not special.

8/7/2014 11:30:13 AM

^ Compared to other americans I am.

Don't be jelly dipshit!

Also, I can quote Shakespeare on the spot like a boss. The shit that they do in movies that makes people look smart, I can do it.

[Edited on August 7, 2014 at 11:58 AM. Reason : d]

8/7/2014 11:56:46 AM

not be a pussy

8/7/2014 12:17:49 PM

* tie a knot in a cherry stem in my mouth

* say any power of 2 up to 2^20 on command

* change a lightbulb

* say any of the first 30 squares on command

* put my right foot behind my head

* swallow brussel sprouts

* rotate my body 360 degrees while hanging with my arms (legs and torso go through arms), and then reverse back to starting position (tried to find a youtube video, but no luck on how to search)

* eat massive quantities of food and still not gain weight (same weight for last 18 years)

* consume 2,000+ calories in < 60 seconds

* pentalingual, hope to be hexalingual (sexalingual?) in 2 years



[Edited on August 7, 2014 at 12:46 PM. Reason : ]

8/7/2014 12:32:54 PM

i can interview and get a job with no trouble (i've only missed one offer and i didn't want the job at all).

8/7/2014 12:35:25 PM

I, too, can pilot an aircraft.

8/7/2014 12:48:11 PM

I can blow spit bubbles, but I'm not as proficient as I would like to be.

8/7/2014 12:54:52 PM

Who the fuck doesn't know how to change a lightbulb?!






[Edited on August 7, 2014 at 1:13 PM. Reason : f]

8/7/2014 1:12:21 PM

LOL

8/7/2014 1:58:40 PM

Polocs? (several working together can, but not individually)

8/7/2014 2:00:04 PM

Quote :

"* change a lightbulb"

what the fuck is this shit

8/7/2014 2:29:41 PM

when you grow up in a country without electricity, its an uncommon thing

8/7/2014 2:31:57 PM

http://youtu.be/jzpsu1-h9CE?t=9s

8/7/2014 2:38:07 PM

Maybe 0EPII1 was just trying to be funny.

8/7/2014 2:42:29 PM

swing and a miss

8/7/2014 2:49:06 PM

I can identify and cook laetiporus cincinnatus; a somewhat large (and potentially tasty) mushroom that is relatively common in this area.

8/7/2014 3:07:40 PM

extract the baculum from a comatose woodland creature without anesthesia


wait woah, sorry wrong thread, this was meant for things I wish I knew how to do....

8/7/2014 4:50:20 PM

Make a W with my tongue.

8/7/2014 5:01:00 PM

^ is that how you ended up with a baby

8/7/2014 5:04:43 PM

I can hold my bladder for a really, really, really long time. Not sure if it's a talent I've developed over the years or just a gift.

8/7/2014 5:24:29 PM

Is that how you got your username, UJustWait84?

[Edited on August 7, 2014 at 5:58 PM. Reason : d]

8/7/2014 5:57:11 PM

I can whistle like this

*whistles*

8/10/2014 12:22:05 AM

I'll need some video here mane.

8/10/2014 12:31:53 AM

ride my bike with no handlebars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLUX0y4EptA
jk jk jk

8/11/2014 10:34:26 PM