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"Computer executive Steve Jobs reportedly passed away in 2011 after a long battle with cancer and Google's Android operating system. How, then, did this trustworthy guy from Reddit just take a selfie with Steve Jobs? Brazilian Reddit reporter TheHorseSizedDuck just uploaded this shot with the caption, "Steve Jobs is in Rio de Janeiro, alive." That's good enough for me, but maybe this deserves extra scrutiny. Yes, it truly does look exactly like Mr. Jobs. And yes, Apple fanboys and stockholders would love to believe that he really is being wheeled around Rio by Apple's corporate police, tinkering with the iWatch, and preparing to go kick Adrian Fenty's ass. But let's face it: Steve Jobs would never wear that heinous floral print thing under a t-shirt."

http://valleywag.gawker.com/is-steve-jobs-alive-in-brazil-1617504682

8/7/2014 3:32:50 PM

8/7/2014 3:35:44 PM

I heard he got a flat with Tupac, Elvis, and Hitler

8/7/2014 3:39:17 PM

Seems legit

8/7/2014 3:39:29 PM

his duck is the size of a horse?

8/7/2014 4:38:34 PM

Horseduck.mpeg?

8/10/2014 3:25:34 AM

my dad swears he saw steve jobs about a year ago.

8/10/2014 2:42:25 PM

i see lots of people that bear a passing resemblance to steve jobs.

wow there is a sick one in brazil?

shocking.

8/10/2014 4:07:02 PM

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"I wrote this song a long time ago A real long time ago Feel me! I wrote this song a long time ago It was the dopest song I ever wrote... in '94 What can a {nigga} do when half the people voted for George W. It's a bitch, {fuck} George W. -- can't be true -- I wanna choke him, because he's a snitch I'm talking about George W. Smith From city council, he ran in '93 Out in Oakland, you probably didn't hear about him Read more: Dave Chappelle - I Wrote This Song In '94 Lyrics | MetroLyrics "

8/10/2014 6:51:26 PM

This is so awesome... I have even more respect for him after reading this

http://www.inquisitr.com/1468612/steve-jobs-didnt-let-his-kids-use-iphones-or-ipads-heres-why/

9/16/2014 3:20:28 AM

You need to highly scrutinize anything you read from.inquistr or Business Insider. Both of those sources routinely have incorrect information, and just shoddy journalism.

9/16/2014 7:28:47 AM

^ yeah thanks, it actually quoted a NYT article, and it checked out:

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/11/fashion/steve-jobs-apple-was-a-low-tech-parent.html

9/16/2014 8:21:50 AM

fuck that asshole

9/16/2014 8:54:06 AM

He is probably happy the iPhone 6 is catching up to 2012 Android phones.

9/16/2014 9:11:58 AM

GNSP

9/16/2014 9:52:02 AM

^^^^

His kids were pretty young then though, that seems reasonable.

He was non for his personal minimalism. Before he got married, while he was making billions, his house just had a mattress on the floor to sleep on and a radio.

Jobs was not a normal person by any means...

9/16/2014 6:45:25 PM