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"i see this exploding in the "health hippie" movement. a year from now people will be blinging out their 'shaws with all natural gluten free wagon wheels. Three years from now it'll be mandatory in Wisconsin for all people who've insulted a tree to haul big fat fucking vegan "nutrition experts" to their daily fibromyalgia group therapy sessions"

Fat vegans with fibromyalgia? Is this a thing even as a joke? Wisconsin? Health hippies?

8/18/2014 1:56:58 PM

I'm sure he thought it was pretty funny. Shoulda added something about race.

8/18/2014 2:03:56 PM

All I know is that he's been one of my longest standing friends on here, and that he has a cock thick like a coke can.

8/18/2014 2:08:26 PM

His stereotypes don't make any sense.

He probably says shit like "MEXICANS ALWAYS BE TALKING ABOUT BELUGA WHALES" or "BLACKS SMELL LIKE WATER AND SPACE DUST."

8/18/2014 2:22:37 PM

Couple weeks ago, I was about to accuse him of being you. This thread has not convinced me either way.

8/18/2014 3:02:07 PM

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"All I know is that he's been one of my longest standing friends on here, and that he has a cock thick like a coke can."

8/18/2014 3:16:46 PM

I'll give Fermat a pass on this one. He's usually a funny motherfucker. I hear he has a lot of girth where it counts too.

8/18/2014 3:43:01 PM

i can only recall him failing

8/18/2014 3:54:43 PM

8/18/2014 9:06:50 PM

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""MEXICANS ALWAYS BE TALKING ABOUT BELUGA WHALES" "

it's not a stereotype if it's true.

8/19/2014 10:11:34 AM

Context: message_topic.aspx?topic=642914#16111004

8/19/2014 11:03:34 AM

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"cool vid and apparently educational to me. Still would put the head of the guy who made it in a wood vise and turn the knobs till the threads stripped out"

8/19/2014 1:27:21 PM

how can you guys not decipher that crazy bullshit

8/19/2014 1:53:43 PM

This one time....Fermat was over my house. He was doing some hacking bullshit to my computer. I sat next to him at the desk and he kind of rolled the chair back. He wanted me to stare at his crotch. Being a lesbian, my eyes never naturally fixate to this area of the male gender. Anyways, he gets kind of cranky and is like WTF... You dont even look" So I look to his crotch and there is this dick sticking out of his fly. Turns out it was a dildo...(not mine). We had a laugh and then he told me a day later he chucked it out the window on I-85.
Good times

8/20/2014 7:52:56 PM

Translation: I feel a great deal of angst towards things I do not understand. Here is a list of keywords I have seen in the media recently that are of great concern to folks such as myself:
- Hippie
- Gluten Free
- Vegan
- Fibromyalgia

8/20/2014 8:32:19 PM

The purists of the green movement and the eco-conscious ultraliberals are just a bunch of hippie granolas who are ironically blinded by their own consumerism. Their attraction to the next material novelty is simply a tribute to their shallow actions.

Such a grunge rebirth. And aren't you such a badass for pointing out the abundance of gluten-free rickshaw wheels. How sublime.

8/20/2014 8:38:35 PM

theyre not REALLY gluten free

you're just all shills to Big Rickshaw

[Edited on August 20, 2014 at 10:32 PM. Reason : i got the poo on me]

8/20/2014 10:31:33 PM

"Big fat fucking vegans with fibromyalgia"

Where does this even come from?

8/21/2014 9:04:32 AM

Three years from now.

read the fucking post you dolt

8/21/2014 10:45:41 PM

You'll have a lot more time to dick around online when you're unemployed in 3 years.

8/22/2014 10:52:25 AM

so you admit that there is nothing to "decipher" and you are a twisty little faggot

8/22/2014 9:09:48 PM

Your loser status has been confirmed. Please proceed to a job at GameStop, a call center, or in multi-level marketing.

8/29/2014 10:53:20 AM

Apparently this thread was about more than I thought.

8/29/2014 11:54:59 AM

I'm still waiting for someone to decipher a great majority of my posts because fuck if I can

8/31/2014 12:46:21 AM

nobody cares

8/31/2014 3:01:05 PM

silly human

8/31/2014 8:59:02 PM

you still spergin' over this or did the hugbox turn the confused into the "unknown"?

7/18/2017 6:46:24 PM

SWEET HOT FUCK A LADY CONSERVATIVE DARED SPEAK
BITTER FUCKING JUICY HOT WINGS OF NO GENDER

7/18/2017 6:49:15 PM

i've found just lying down works sometimes. On a hot day in a cool room.
makes the flu go away. This the flue hatin' rap

7/18/2017 7:07:00 PM

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" All I know is that he's been one of my longest standing friends on here, and that he has a cock thick like a coke can."

Still your friend EMCE?

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