HEY TWW. Me again with more charity stuff. Last time for awhile I swear.

So my mom is doing a charity golf tournament on Saturday for Hope Spring Village and she is short 4 volunteers. It takes place at the Preserve at Jordan lake and the shift is 8-noon.

You obviously wouldn't be paid, but you get FREE breakfast, lunch and dinner AND free drinks. ALCOHOLIC DRINKS. Beer, wine mimosas and bloody marys. I think all you have to do is stand there and say when a ball goes in the hole for the hole-in-one contest.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED please let me know and I'll get you in touch with my mom. THANK YOU.

10/2/2014 9:49:15 AM

I mean, is your mom hot?

10/2/2014 9:52:40 AM

yes actually. She's Lebanese. Have you seen Lebanese women? CUZ DAAAAAAAYUM.

10/2/2014 9:54:46 AM

Fair enough.

10/2/2014 9:56:14 AM

why do you get free dinner if you're only there til noon?

THREE MEALS IN FOUR HOURS???

10/2/2014 11:41:18 AM

idk i guess you could hang out at the event all day or something

*shrug*

10/2/2014 11:42:50 AM

oh shit, she's a Lebanese? does she like cock too or just pussy?

10/2/2014 11:47:50 AM

what kind of beer?

10/2/2014 12:33:28 PM

no idea. i think firebirds is the caterer so whatever beers they carry probably.

10/2/2014 12:44:02 PM

How far away is the alcohol from the place I'll be standing?

10/2/2014 12:47:01 PM

Eh, too risky. Can't risk being stuck somewhere for four hours with shitty beer.

10/2/2014 1:21:06 PM

10/2/2014 1:33:23 PM

Your mom is lebanese? I'm suddenly interested in this charity now. How can i don8?

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10/2/2014 1:54:43 PM

so does that make ddk's dad the whitest guy ever

10/2/2014 11:21:49 PM

Also will I have direct access to the vodka, or will I have to order an endless number of weak bloodys?

10/2/2014 11:25:58 PM

the positions have been filled

thanks for all the interest in helping out a charity

10/2/2014 11:52:34 PM

It's not like you were very responsive ITT

10/2/2014 11:53:35 PM

agreed. all of the questions ITT were thoughtful and deserving of well thought out responses.

10/2/2014 11:55:14 PM

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10/2/2014 11:55:28 PM

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10/3/2014 12:21:01 AM

pics of mom

10/3/2014 12:33:25 AM

^^ takes one to know one.

10/3/2014 8:36:33 AM

^^ PM sent

10/3/2014 11:02:27 AM