"Fucked up"
-jackleg, October 2005

10/31/2014 1:42:08 PM

I'm going as ntlb

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

10/31/2014 3:35:58 PM

sad.

10/31/2014 3:47:56 PM

What do I want to be? Laid

What will I be? Tired

10/31/2014 3:49:38 PM

PINKIE PIE (again stfu)

10/31/2014 3:54:19 PM

Donnie Darko

10/31/2014 4:53:59 PM

So far, I have had the following at my door:

Skeleton
Superman
Sailor
Generic monster
Zombie

10/31/2014 6:09:16 PM

Wolverine

10/31/2014 6:20:10 PM

Princess
Mad Hatter
Wonder Woman
GI Jane

10/31/2014 6:42:29 PM

Loc Dog

10/31/2014 6:43:38 PM

The generic monster and zombie came back

10/31/2014 7:00:40 PM

zombies tend to come back if you don't destroy their brains.

10/31/2014 7:39:05 PM

Tru tru

10/31/2014 7:58:56 PM

Has op been drank in?

10/31/2014 8:00:28 PM

At my door I've had a million Elsas and Annas

10/31/2014 8:13:28 PM

So far, I have had the following at my door:

Alligator
Angel
Witch
Girl in Orange Shirt...possibly from a summer camp

10/31/2014 8:14:57 PM

^^ I saw exactly 1 last night. Was really surprised on that.

11/1/2014 8:37:11 AM

We took Henry trick-or-treating for a little bit at Crabtree last night

Lots of Elsas walking around.

11/1/2014 2:18:09 PM

Did Henry enjoy it?

11/1/2014 2:41:54 PM

He didn't understand at first.

But then he realized that he got to pick candy out of the bowls

He's a pro now

11/1/2014 2:58:39 PM

I was a lumberjack (went to work dressed)
my 2.5 year old was minnie mouse
my .75 year old was a dinosuar

11/1/2014 3:09:52 PM

Henry was Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes

11/1/2014 3:26:16 PM

Daughter was elsa, of course. My son was a vampire.

I just played the role of overweight, middle aged dad who is trying to avoid having conversations with people all night.

11/1/2014 6:44:41 PM

I was William Wallace

11/1/2014 6:51:03 PM

i have no clue who elsa is

11/1/2014 7:16:57 PM

10/30/2018 8:51:39 PM

That's disturbing as fuck.

I think I'll go as Brett Kavanaugh. My costume will be a beer in my hand.

10/30/2018 9:15:27 PM

a puddle of cum

10/30/2018 9:28:51 PM

^^^ That's fucking terrifying

10/31/2018 8:01:55 AM

I wore this to a friend's party on Saturday. Then I posted this photo of my Oregon Trail/Apple Computer costume on twitter and tagged the company that I bought the shirt from. They sent me a $50 gift card and asked if it was ok to retweet and post on instagram.

10/31/2018 9:24:15 PM

Very pleased with the quality of this Spider-Man costume I got on Amazon for fairly cheap.

11/5/2018 12:04:53 PM

I found out on Friday that my friend is having her normal Halloween party. I went to party city to find a costume. I didn't find anything, but I saw a yellow hat on the shelf. That inspired me to look online for a "man in the yellow hat" costume. I found one on Amazon and also bought a Curious George plush.

10/20/2019 11:44:17 PM

Quote :

"sad."

10/21/2019 1:09:56 AM

My daughter will be MAL. I don't know about myself yet.

10/21/2019 8:32:07 AM

I got one of those inflatable t-rex costumes. Was only 10 bucks on ebay after some crazy mixup of "best offer" where it was listed for 50, I offered 30, and they counteroffered 10. I was like....umm...ok.

10/21/2019 9:16:29 AM

10/27/2019 3:25:31 AM

tfw you realize Curious George was kept as a sex slave

10/27/2019 9:37:19 AM

laughing at Curious George wearing a Curious George shirt

10/27/2019 10:27:17 AM

10/28/2019 1:31:11 AM

Regular Sized Rudy

10/28/2019 10:31:50 AM

https://v.redd.it/shtsjofa13w31

11/1/2019 11:13:43 AM

Quote :

"Regular Sized Rudy"

want to see

11/1/2019 12:37:57 PM

Oh so you're dressing up as a regular sized fraud who made a largely fictional movie about himself?

11/1/2019 1:36:16 PM

check out the fukken rudy truther over here

11/1/2019 2:20:27 PM

Rudy did 9-11. If you saw his real both certificate you'd know.

11/1/2019 2:21:18 PM

Ya'll know who I'm talm'bout right?

[image]https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjWmKvh2cnlAhWDmeAKHW8fDEYQjRx6BAgBEAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fhttp://www.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F97742254399825342%2F&psig=AOvVaw0pxtPuMf6nirrtLJfn3z_c&ust=1572721358269393[/image]

blue shirt, state gym shorts, long white socks and (literally) my inhaler

11/1/2019 3:03:12 PM

Quote :

"Ya'll know who I'm talm'bout right? [image]https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjWmKvh2cnlAhWDmeAKHW8fDEYQjRx6BAgBEAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fhttp://www.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F97742254399825342%2F&psig=AOvVaw0pxtPuMf6nirrtLJfn3z_c&ust=1572721358269393[/image]"

Yes, I know exactly what you are talking about

11/1/2019 3:09:35 PM

Quote :

"laughing at Curious George wearing a Curious George shirt"

Good point, but in the heat of the moment that was the cheapest one I found, so I bought it.

11/2/2019 11:53:46 AM