1) Crushed Ice

This has been a Krallum presentation

10/31/2014 1:55:03 PM

Random Shit

10/31/2014 2:10:08 PM

Ignorant and disrespectful people

10/31/2014 2:12:32 PM

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10/31/2014 2:12:57 PM

i like crushed ice

10/31/2014 2:29:30 PM

so funny posts :)

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10/31/2014 2:41:01 PM

the use of the word "random" in this context.

10/31/2014 3:17:47 PM

People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

10/31/2014 3:22:25 PM

taking random shits

10/31/2014 3:56:45 PM

Hate hearing my dog lick her nanny really slow

10/31/2014 4:01:42 PM

Store brand cereals and period sex.

[Edited on October 31, 2014 at 4:03 PM. Reason : yup]

10/31/2014 4:02:45 PM

bathroom conversations, especially at work.

don't talk to me while we're both holding our respective dicks, brosef.

10/31/2014 4:57:13 PM

^more importantly, IN GENERAL if you aren't sure, don't talk to me at all.

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10/31/2014 5:24:19 PM

Clicked on this thread all like...


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10/31/2014 5:35:33 PM

^^^
The other day I walked into the bathroom, and the Institute Director was pissing at one of the two urinals. I walked up and started pissing beside him, because what the hell else was I going to do. It would have been awkward to say anything. But it was also pretty awkward just to have him turn his head after a few seconds and identify me.

I hate pissing next to anyone I know, in fact; but when it's the top boss, it's pretty awful.

10/31/2014 10:08:36 PM

Should have shook his hand.

10/31/2014 10:20:46 PM

Anytime I walk into a bathroom and somebody else is in there I'm like "WOOOOOO! Did somebody die in here??"

10/31/2014 11:02:23 PM

Speaking of bathrooms, did you guys ever notice how TreeTwista10 doesn't use a washcloth? You walk in his bathroom, and there's pubic hair all in the tub. All stuck in the bar of soap

[Edited on October 31, 2014 at 11:06 PM. Reason : h]

10/31/2014 11:05:40 PM

script

10/31/2014 11:09:47 PM

birds
the geico gecko
whistling
condiments
Pharrell's "Happy"
not being able to poop before my morning shower

11/1/2014 11:07:20 AM

People who spread rumors about people and don't even know them personally

11/2/2014 1:01:01 AM

Commercials that play during every single commercial break of a football game. Shit gets old the 24th time you've seen it in three hours

11/2/2014 10:28:45 AM

Quote :

"I walked up and started pissing beside him, because what the hell else was I going to do."

Weren't there stalls you could go in? That's always my go-to when somebody is at 1 of 2 urinals.

11/2/2014 10:58:25 AM

Why?

11/2/2014 11:04:20 AM

Quote :

"Commercials that play during every single commercial break of a football game. Shit gets old the 24th time you've seen it in three hours"

whatever, i love alabama's robert trent jones golf trail.

11/2/2014 11:04:57 AM

political ads

11/3/2014 12:23:33 AM

(This could be merged with the FWP thread)

When the toilet paper is put on the roll upside down so it unrolls from the bottom

11/4/2014 12:05:37 PM

Quote :

"The other day I walked into the bathroom, and the Institute Director was pissing at one of the two urinals. I walked up and started pissing beside him, because what the hell else was I going to do. It would have been awkward to say anything. But it was also pretty awkward just to have him turn his head after a few seconds and identify me. I hate pissing next to anyone I know, in fact; but when it's the top boss, it's pretty awful."

the deputy director at my institute is very chatty and when I've been in the bathroom at the same time with him it's a mid-stream full on conversation so much that when I'm done pissing and he isn't I'm not sure whether I need to hang around for the polite end of the conversation or just say "WELP" and head out.

so fucking awkward.

11/4/2014 12:41:25 PM

business who intentionally misspell words for alliteration

an example: Kountry Kitchen in Morehead City. never setting foot in that joint.

11/4/2014 12:46:10 PM

youwish666 is an alias that sells cocaine laced deworming agent to professional cocklooker Ian C. Dunne at Bank of America stadium during the state fair.



[Edited on November 4, 2014 at 2:13 PM. Reason : edit tags and signatures in my TWW]

11/4/2014 2:12:12 PM

^^I remember one was Kathy's Kiddie Kare maybe around Clayton. Stylizing the name to be cute or whatever is already dumb....then the fact the initials were KKK just kinda always made me

11/4/2014 2:27:32 PM

That song with the fat chick promoting obesity.

[Edited on November 4, 2014 at 2:39 PM. Reason : .]

11/4/2014 2:38:50 PM

biting into an onion ring and taking the entire onion with you

11/4/2014 2:47:51 PM

That Bruno Mars song about being lazy

11/4/2014 2:49:38 PM

the pretzels in any snack mix.

11/4/2014 4:34:34 PM

seing signs posted on the side of the road (yard sale, fundraiser/cookout event, etc) that says its happening "today"

I don't trust for a second that someone put that out this morning and will take it down at the end of the day so no way am I going to drive over there and find out. Put the actual date on there

11/4/2014 5:46:34 PM

Emojis

11/4/2014 6:53:44 PM

Quote :

"That song with the fat chick promoting obesity."

http://youtu.be/lc9MzCcmNCU

11/4/2014 7:05:48 PM

the other day one of my coworkers knocked on the stall i was in and asked if anyone was in there. well yeah dude, the fucking door is shut, do you think someone exited by crawling underneath it? he replied "sorry, i just like to use the big one", then entered the next stall and took the loudest shit i've ever heard

amazing

11/4/2014 7:22:19 PM

^he couldn't see feet underneath the stall doors?

11/4/2014 7:34:54 PM

Keeping on the bathroom subject. At my office we have urinals that auto flush but also have a button on top you can press. For some reason a rather large amount of the people in the office press the flush button when it would flush if you just walked away. I find the button to be far more disgusting than a standard flush lever but the beauty of these toilets is you never have to press it yet these clowns do it every damn time.

11/4/2014 9:56:20 PM

Quote :

"I find the button to be far more disgusting than a standard flush lever"

I don't find either to be disgusting. when I was growing up, we fucking flushed toilets by pulling the attached lever, and got on with our lives. it sounds like many of your coworkers feel the same way. more power to them.

11/4/2014 10:07:31 PM

At least they flush. There are a bunch of germophobes in my building that refuse to flush the urinals so their piss stagnates and makes the urinals reek because the building owners/mgmt are too cheap to buy those urinal deodorizers.

[Edited on November 5, 2014 at 12:22 AM. Reason : ]

11/5/2014 12:21:48 AM

Well there isn't a choice, it flushes either way so why touch something when you don't have to? And for the record I think it is more disgusting to not flush at all but I still prefer to touch as few things in a public restroom as possible.

11/5/2014 8:37:57 AM

shredded lettuce

11/5/2014 8:55:20 AM

For thegoodlife3



[Edited on November 22, 2014 at 3:30 PM. Reason : PNC]

11/22/2014 3:29:13 PM

Insanity. Those things are good as hell.

11/22/2014 3:32:59 PM

The Nissan commercial where the guy rides around singing Mony Mony, the guy just looks like a UNC tool shed

11/26/2014 10:23:16 PM

Canned Mushrooms.

11/26/2014 11:35:46 PM