He works at DP Dough, and delivers calzones for your sins.

11/11/2014 4:44:28 PM

dp dough is the shit

11/11/2014 4:46:28 PM

have you heard the teachings of hippie jesus?

11/11/2014 4:51:41 PM

I was a fan until a few weeks ago when my friends wife nearly swallowed a staple they had baked into her calzone

and when they called to complain, the manager gave them a, "we really hate when that happens, and I promise you we will make an effort to not have that happen in the future" as if it wasn't the first time it had happened

11/11/2014 4:52:48 PM

Perhaps your friends wife angered hippie jesus

11/11/2014 5:18:23 PM

Nailed to the cross == stapled to calzone

11/11/2014 5:29:46 PM

if hippie jesus is reading this, or anyone of you know him and are a disciple of his.....tell him he rules. Love me some hippie jesus.

11/11/2014 5:40:36 PM

is it possible to find true happiness through the good calzone without being touched by hippie jesus?

11/11/2014 6:15:16 PM

no, one must accept hippie jesus into their heart, and believe that hippie jesus delivered calzones for your sins

11/12/2014 3:26:58 AM

Does anyone even know who I am talking about? Hippie Jesus at DP Dough

11/12/2014 5:54:30 PM