jsdail All American 3260 Posts user info edit post |
First comment pretty much sums it up....
"Come for the explosion, stay for Dad's awesome lectures"
http://happyplace.someecards.com/glowsticks/a-glowstick-exploded-all-over-a-kid-after-he-microwaved-it/
![](http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/ZRC2screen-shot-2014-11-10-at-22152-pm.png) 11/12/2014 1:17:39 PM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
anything that glows is a bad idea
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 11/12/2014 1:19:49 PM
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quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
![](images/facepalm.gif)
11/12/2014 1:24:05 PM
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jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
This is a pretty great video with the dad and son's interactions.
"Of course you're going to be sorry after the fact Jack!" 11/12/2014 1:26:37 PM
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quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
i am jack's glow-stick-juice-scalded eyes 11/12/2014 1:31:20 PM
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Senez All American 8112 Posts user info edit post |
![](http://i.imgur.com/lPFuCsI.gif)
11/12/2014 1:44:16 PM
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theDuke866 All American 52895 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha i busted out laughing when he was stumbling into shit around the kitchen.
Dumbass. Also, dad's pretty much a dickhead. There will be plenty of time to call him a dumbass once you ensure that he will be able to see you doing it. Until then, what the fuck, how about being calm, collected, and helpful?
Oh well, most people suck. 11/12/2014 5:53:01 PM
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red baron 22 All American 2166 Posts user info edit post |
OH FUCK ITS PREDATOR..........KILL IT!!!!!!! 11/12/2014 5:55:44 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148820 Posts user info edit post |
all over his beautiful shirt 11/12/2014 6:23:42 PM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
I'm about to google "glow in the dark jizz"
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 11/12/2014 6:29:37 PM
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jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Ahaha...I forgot about the shirt comments. 11/12/2014 6:33:04 PM
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eyewall41 All American 2269 Posts user info edit post |
I am waiting for that gif to end with a "Thanks, Obama". 11/12/2014 9:09:10 PM
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BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
Obviously the first step is to immediately wash and flush his face with water. I don't know why it takes the dad so long to figure that out. 11/16/2014 10:55:55 AM
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TKE-Teg All American 43428 Posts user info edit post |
watched this on Friday. Fucking comedy gold. 11/17/2014 1:25:34 PM
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crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Judging from dad's reaction, this is just another stupid thing Jack has done" |
11/17/2014 9:35:33 PM
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dustm All American 14296 Posts user info edit post |
the dad is so worried about the shirt
I'm trying to figure out how I'd be as the dad in a sitch like that... I think I'd save the berating for later, even if I had already told the moron not to microwave the thing, and take care of the problem.
I would have some sympathy since I did something dumb and got nasty shit sprayed in my eyes, but I was 5, so... 11/17/2014 10:02:24 PM
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justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 28414 Posts user info edit post |
I would be the shitty dad who just videotapes stupid shit my kids do and then post it on the internet 11/17/2014 10:14:57 PM
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moron All American 34450 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Also, dad's pretty much a dickhead. There will be plenty of time to call him a dumbass once you ensure that he will be able to see you doing it. Until then, what the fuck, how about being calm, collected, and helpful? " |
Ha i thought the dad was being really calm about the whole thing... just by the use of "dingaling" and focusing on the shirt... i interpreted this as his way of deflecting from the potential severity of the situation. 11/18/2014 2:03:49 AM
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ncsuallday Sink the Flagship 9818 Posts user info edit post |
http://reddit.com/r/thewolfweb
[Edited on November 18, 2014 at 2:32 AM. Reason : yes you can] 11/18/2014 2:30:53 AM
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Strata169 All American 1506 Posts user info edit post |
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11/19/2014 12:39:45 PM
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