On a scale from the underwear sniffer to BanjoMan (or jibbles if you prefer)?

12/5/2014 9:28:40 PM

Somewhere around a

12/5/2014 9:45:33 PM

PartyChris

12/5/2014 10:02:14 PM

^ I'm calling bullshit

12/5/2014 10:05:47 PM

shitbull

12/5/2014 10:30:29 PM

alright alright alright

12/5/2014 10:33:23 PM

drunknloaded

12/5/2014 10:35:08 PM

Quote :

"(or jibbles if you prefer)?"

can you get drunk on chicken skins and gravy?

12/5/2014 11:45:50 PM

Currently, 3.5 red oak drafts + 4 big boss harvest times bottles deep (with a big dinner mind you). Just starting to feel loose and I have a designated driver lined up, so......

12/6/2014 12:15:48 AM

Won't be throwing anything back for the next week or so.

12/6/2014 12:34:32 AM

Why not?

12/6/2014 1:18:53 AM

They stopped serving alcohol at Black Keys prior to 9:50

12/6/2014 1:38:41 AM

fuck... man.

12/6/2014 1:46:22 AM

What did you get into tonight Terd?

12/6/2014 2:55:47 AM

Not gonna lie. Last night I went to try the German Eggnog at the local christmas market. Well, that sucked, but then I ran into some other friends and ended up pushing it to preblackout level on half liter Krombacher. You know, that point where riding your bike makes your life all...




[Edited on December 6, 2014 at 9:36 AM. Reason : h]

12/6/2014 9:35:55 AM

HAIR OF THE DOG THAT BIT ME

http://youtu.be/AmcnnRv58Z4?t=1m

12/6/2014 11:02:53 AM

HAIR OF THE DOG THAT BIT ME

http://youtu.be/AmcnnRv58Z4?t=1m

12/6/2014 11:02:53 AM

maybe like a 6 tonight.

12/6/2014 12:58:34 PM

bttt

1/11/2015 11:46:45 AM

I'll probably just keep drinking until

1/11/2015 12:09:46 PM

Is butt chugging still a thing?

1/11/2015 2:38:19 PM

gameday bump

1/14/2015 6:04:45 PM

Paint thinner got me rite

1/14/2015 6:46:52 PM

bttt

1/30/2015 10:02:46 PM

1/30/2015 10:05:32 PM

I gave up beer. So...pretty drunk.

1/30/2015 10:08:33 PM

5.

(5 11.5 abv beers)

1/30/2015 11:27:10 PM

I accomplished my goal of drunkenness. Put a fucking sticker on my monthly success chart.

2/7/2015 7:44:18 PM

yeah, I'm halfway there myself

damned day drinkin watching the Sun Devils game

2/7/2015 7:50:22 PM

My bad. That was my Super Bowl update actually.

I gotta get more stickers, I think...

You think it's cool to double sticker for tonight for booze and dancing to "Apache" 10+ times while cleaning?

2/7/2015 7:57:07 PM

2/7/2015 8:13:26 PM

Whoa, whoa, whoa...first things first:

1. Parents gotta die. And those loving saints go to the doctor(s) like crazy so I got years to wait.

2. Sister can't have no babies.

But then it's go time on my boozy demise...I'll document it for y'all here.


In the meantime, I gotta be a good person and shit.

[Edited on February 7, 2015 at 8:44 PM. Reason : ^My bad. Just realized you weren't responding to me. You do you.]

2/7/2015 8:28:47 PM

I got towels to fold. Just bought this new fabric softener, and I'm kinda digging the outcome.

2/7/2015 8:33:42 PM

2/20/2015 9:04:37 PM

Tonight has all of the makings of a "let's take her easy; I got shit to do tomorrow" that will turn into me riding drunk through the night asking ladies if they want a ride on my son's bike seat.

2/21/2015 7:42:38 AM

^^

2/24/2015 8:08:58 PM

^^^

And on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being blackout, I'd say a "yes"

2/24/2015 8:16:52 PM

375ml of Bacardi and a couple beers drunk

2/24/2015 11:05:41 PM

it's 4 AM right now, and I am starting to think about dumb shit. You know, like driving cars and such.

3/21/2015 10:57:31 PM

You dirt bags couldn't keep up with me when we were in our 20s, what makes you think you can now? !

4/18/2015 5:33:41 PM

I'm still in my twenties, grandpa.

4/18/2015 6:01:54 PM

It's not the drinking thats the problem with age. Its the hangover

4/18/2015 6:14:43 PM

I don't even get hangovers anymore. And sure, I have a good time. But I black out most of it.

4/18/2015 6:31:02 PM

Anybody in this thread want to fuck after you get drunk?

^^ After you turn 30 if you don't drink premium alcohol you're doing yourself some kind of wrong.

[Edited on April 18, 2015 at 6:51 PM. Reason : /]

4/18/2015 6:50:41 PM

There quality, then there's volume. Variances in either can cause issues

[Edited on April 18, 2015 at 7:59 PM. Reason : Hit up jcg15 or wlb420..they're always DTF]

4/18/2015 7:58:25 PM

I would love to get totally wasted right now

FML

4/19/2015 2:11:45 AM

Ups and downs, man. Ups and downs. Roller coasters are fun.

4/19/2015 2:53:04 AM

^ The Goddamn roller coaster I am on now is definitely not fun. Actually, it has been extremely fun for the last couple of months, but is about to dip very low from Tuesday and will stay that way for the foreseeable future

4/19/2015 3:16:49 AM

Let's just say I puked in a taxi, then tripped getting out, faceplanted into the ground, then continued puking.

I think I'm still drunk...

4/19/2015 7:35:57 AM

You also puked on the birthday girl and her neighbors

4/19/2015 10:10:24 AM