You can take my money. I'm really bad.

http://kotaku.com/a-mildly-satanic-new-video-game-that-you-must-play-onli-1638083439

12/6/2014 7:47:33 PM

Missed your chance, kids. Just won an easy $200 on a tournament.

12/26/2014 4:15:20 PM

http://kotaku.com/college-student-found-the-perfect-gamer-to-win-6000-fr-1678359567

Thought I was going to get a mention in this story (I won $900 from the guy mentioned), but I guess not.

1/9/2015 7:57:06 PM

Keep posting, I'm reloading

1/10/2015 4:31:09 PM

OK. Thanks for your interest. You have now been added to the newsletter.

I tied for 2nd (or 3rd?) place in the second tournament today. I need some high rollers to show up again.

1/10/2015 4:43:59 PM

NTLB, motherfuckers.

I made a twitter bot for this game. https://twitter.com/canto_delirium/

Quote :

"LUBRICANT BEAVER loses $0.01"

You can't make this stuff up.

1/31/2015 6:44:48 PM

the game is nearing release.

I made almost $400 last night. TDUB is a blog.

2/7/2015 2:34:51 PM

Also: creepy ass trailer

http://youtu.be/cYe2ePWb8SI

2/7/2015 2:36:23 PM

I love to gamble, but WTF

2/7/2015 7:26:29 PM

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2015/05/05/cordial-minuet-launches/

5/5/2015 7:59:48 PM

Can you teach me how to dougie?

5/5/2015 10:13:38 PM

Can you pop?

5/5/2015 10:24:13 PM

5/5/2015 10:41:21 PM

I'm playing tonight, but I'm annoyed that some people have already gotten to play a whole bunch. I know that's how games work, but it's kinda crappy.

5/6/2015 6:33:44 AM

^forealsies?

Quote :

"I'm annoyed that some people have already gotten to play a whole bunch."

Because they're already good or...?

5/7/2015 9:18:42 AM

Yes, I played one game last night, but then I had to go out.

I think it's mesmerizing.

[Edited on May 7, 2015 at 1:00 PM. Reason : And, yeah, cause they've already gotten more practice and whatnot, but it's cool.]

5/7/2015 12:59:50 PM

Ah cool. So hard to tell if people are being serious because they're usually trolling.

There are definitely some good people, but the game is fairly easy to pick up (a lot more than poker I'd say). And there should be an influx of newbs at this moment.

I wrote a strategy guide if anyone gives a fuck: http://cordialminuet.com/incrementensemble/forums/viewtopic.php?id=55

5/7/2015 2:12:23 PM