I finally figured out Tom Cruise's iconic Tropic Thunder parody




who said things like "First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!"

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Scott Rudin, the Hollywood Producer subject of the latest e-mail scandal in re: Sony


said things like "You’ve destroyed your relationships with half the town over how you’ve behaved on this movie, and if you don’t think it’s true, wait and see... you don’t deserve one exhalation of breath on your behalf. You’ve behaved abominably and it will be a very, very long time before I forget what you did to this movie and what you’ve put all of us through."




Detective stategrad100 on the case!

12/12/2014 8:05:07 PM

iconic is putting it a little strongly.

12/12/2014 8:06:24 PM

I am pretty sure it's pretty fucking iconic, and when the movie comes out it will be a hit, especially in light of the Sony breach:


from IMDB

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"Tom Cruise talks about Les Grossman movie 3 April 2013 2:13 PM, PDT | http://www.themoviebit.com | See recent TheMovieBit news » Tom Cruise hit Dublin for the European premiere of Oblivion earlier tonight, and Tom was on the red carpet. When asked about his incredibly memorable Les Grossman character from Tropic Thunder, Cruise said that himself and Justin Theroux haven’t cracked the script just yet. Grossman is a character that the Top Gun star absolutely loves and dusts him off from time to time. Besides a full length movie, both Theroux and Cruise have talked about a series of internet sketches and shorts! Anything, and I mean anything with Les Grossman would be nothing short of brilliant! Watch this space!!! » - noreply@blogger.com (Vic Barry) See full article at http://www.themoviebit.com » Report a problem"

12/12/2014 8:12:08 PM

and he said "start on those calls."
This goes on until about 11 am. He's in the office now. I'm making calls, and suddenly he screams, "You a--hole! You forgot to remind me to get flowers for Anjelica Huston's birthday!" And as he slowly disappears behind his automatic closing door, the last thing I see is his finger, flipping me off.
Rudin forced an employee to tape the definition of "anticipate" above his desk. Another had to make 300 calls in a row, in one day. Rudin once pitched a fit when he brought the wrong sushi. He is known for issuing the following declarations:

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" Don't ever f--cking think that I hired you from the neck down. "

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" This is a new level of stupid. "

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" Why doesn't everyone just do what I say? "

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" My silence is high praise. "

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" Do you think you'll even vaguely perform your duties as my employee?"

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" You have three things to do: answer the phone, listen to me, and die. "

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