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" 9. King Tut's 3,300-year erection Researchers have long noted several anomalies of King Tutankhamun's embalming. The young pharaoh was buried in a lavish tomb in Egypt's Valley of the Kings without a heart, an excessive amount of black oils and goolike resins were applied to his body, and his penis was mummified erect at a 90-degree angle. A recent study in the journal Études et Travaux suggests that King Tut's unusual burial was part of a deliberate effort to fight a religious revolution unleashed by his father. King Tut's father, Akhenaten, is famous for trying to introduce monotheism to Egypt. He wanted religion to center on the worship of the Aten, the sun disc, and destroyed images of other gods. King Tut, meanwhile, was trying to bring back polytheism during his reign. To emphasize that return to tradition, Tut's embalmers may have tried to make the king look like Osiris, the Egyptian god of the underworld, who is often depicted with an erect penis to evoke his regenerative powers."

Apparently Viagra ain't got nothing on a mummified cock.

12/27/2014 6:43:12 PM

I just came.

12/27/2014 6:44:21 PM

Hey Shawna, I still want to hit that, OK?

12/27/2014 6:46:11 PM

I, mean, it's mummified so I think you can probably make it happen.

12/27/2014 6:51:13 PM

Indeed I can make it happen. It'll be just like have a living dildo. Except it would be in my pants!

12/27/2014 6:59:33 PM

Reading this thread makes one thing clear: I need an adult

12/27/2014 8:03:02 PM

he probably should have called a doctor after 4 hours.

12/27/2014 8:04:16 PM

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"Tut's embalmers may have tried to make the king look like Osiris, Big Baby Jesus, Dirt McGirt the Egyptian god of the underworld, who is often depicted with an erect penis to evoke his regenerative powers."

What y'all thought y'all wasn't gonna see me?!
I'm the Osiris of this shit!

12/27/2014 8:56:03 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

12/27/2014 8:56:29 PM

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"goolike resins were applied to his body"

I have a suggestion for the researchers to determine the source of the goo that was applied to his body

12/27/2014 8:58:49 PM

Yo somebody got to embed this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrvnLpLjTuA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDP3NHWYAk0

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12/27/2014 9:47:27 PM

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"he probably should have called a doctor after 4 hours."

lol

12/27/2014 10:26:18 PM

So he died while he had an erection, and then it set in permanently? Nope, doesn't make sense, as there are no muscles in it. So, ummm.... how did they induce an erection in a dead body?

12/28/2014 1:43:10 AM

One of the most notable realizations that erections had to do with blood flow to the penis came from Leonardo da Vinci when he noticed hanged men had erections. I would imagine in this case they could've fashioned some type of cock ring to keep the blood in.

12/28/2014 12:04:33 PM

...and for 3300 years the Pharoah king was roc-king the coc-kring

12/28/2014 12:14:22 PM