http://nypost.com/2015/01/13/wife-chops-off-cheating-husbands-penis-twice/

1/20/2015 12:12:08 AM

This is far and away the most egregious human rights violation that has ever happened in China.

1/20/2015 12:14:48 AM

my ex tried this shit but i was able to stop her. cops charged her with a missedeweanor

1/20/2015 6:34:36 AM

ha!! ICWYDT

1/20/2015 9:36:15 AM

Good thing you stopped her or you could have both been subject to a total loss and a fell-weeny.

1/20/2015 10:23:32 AM

How was she alive to do it again??

1/20/2015 11:25:49 AM

goodnight sweet princepenis...

[Edited on January 20, 2015 at 11:46 AM. Reason : ]

1/20/2015 11:46:08 AM

Sorry, please grant me the liberty to do one more:


Twice you say??
This had to have happened in China because we all know in America our constitutional protections would have prevented double jeopardy for the same missedeweaner or fell-weeny charge.


ok I am done, I reached my quota for the day

1/20/2015 11:52:38 AM

Quote :

"Despite desperate search efforts, authorities were unable to find Lung’s manhood. Police believe it may have been stumbled upon by a stray dog or cat, according to CEN."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm going to hell for laughing at that

1/20/2015 9:40:38 PM

^I too laughed at that!

1/20/2015 11:06:00 PM

Bad 24 hours for the dick.

Hacked off, then your owner leaves his email open and his wife(who was somehow not incarcerated) gets pissed again and hacks you off one more time... then you are turned into cat shit, which will probably be eaten by a stray dog whereupon you will be made into dog shit

1/20/2015 11:25:42 PM