I've got one dead squirrel, still fresh as it drown on my porch last night.

Must pick up. Cash only.

Pm for location.

Squirrel is not alive.

2/5/2015 11:05:51 AM

Fyi: squirrel is a fine meat. Also easy to taxidermy.

2/5/2015 11:12:11 AM

does it have the warbles?

2/5/2015 11:53:26 AM

^ as stated, the squirrel is DEAD. it is of no use to you in the weird Richard Gere/gerbil purpose I presume you seek for it to fulfill.

2/5/2015 12:00:36 PM

Is this a grey squirrel?

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2/5/2015 1:40:12 PM

Nope.

Bttt.

2/5/2015 2:50:04 PM

Yeah I don't fucks with red squirrels

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2/5/2015 4:10:51 PM

I'll buy it, but only if it's a Kaibab Squirrel

2/5/2015 5:00:26 PM

Have you guys been to the midwest? Unlike people, the squirrels there are black

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2/5/2015 5:11:40 PM

This is probably worth more than that 58" TV that one dude is trying to sell.

2/9/2015 10:03:44 PM

pm sent

3/1/2015 9:40:21 AM

Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Squirrel Storage"?
You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Cause it ain't there, cause storing dead squirrels ain't my fucking business, that's why!

3/3/2015 9:06:16 AM

disclaimer: i might have fornicated with said squirrel

3/4/2015 5:11:58 PM

pm retracted. no sloppy seconds for this guy.

3/4/2015 7:33:17 PM

I actually just threw the thing into my neighbors yard.

He has two outdoor dags.

3/5/2015 1:23:09 PM

3/5/2015 3:45:24 PM