How much do you contribute for his ransom payment?

2/27/2015 4:37:43 PM

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE EMCE?

2/27/2015 4:41:17 PM

Is it by ISIS?

2/27/2015 6:18:45 PM

can i contribute to the fund to keep him?

2/27/2015 6:35:49 PM

5 lafta bucks

2/27/2015 8:24:23 PM

^^

+

Praise the Lord!

2/27/2015 8:58:51 PM

halp

2/28/2015 1:11:53 AM

I'd travel to hell and back for that dude

2/28/2015 2:20:42 AM

<3

Ditto

2/28/2015 1:45:59 PM

I got a little cash, but I will suck dicks if it comes down to it. We need our EMCE.

2/28/2015 8:50:30 PM

quick, someone kidnap emce so I can get in on this

2/28/2015 8:51:39 PM

You have made me laugh at least 100+ times so you're in on this, kidnapping or no.



But, in between our bouts of sex stuff, we really do need to rescue EMCE.

2/28/2015 9:00:44 PM

Are there any known health consequences to running a blow-job train on Bridget? This will influence my willingness to participate.

Discuss.

2/28/2015 10:10:15 PM

Ebola, SARS, MERS, swine fly, bird fly... nothing serious.

3/1/2015 1:27:35 AM

It's true. I'm pretty special...so we all kinda knew I'd be the only person on the planet suffering with swine and bird fly.

There's a Kickstarter to help find my cure.

Please donate, guys. TOGETHER, WE CAN BEAT THIS!!!

[Edited on March 1, 2015 at 2:14 AM. Reason : Thanks, guys! ]

3/1/2015 2:12:38 AM

I'd rather run the charity to rid Bridget of these ailments in order to kickstart the blowjob train.

Sorry EMCE we forgot about you. We have a new mission!

3/1/2015 8:57:44 AM

Damn girl, youz as fly as dem swine and birds

3/1/2015 9:04:46 AM

It's cool. The focus should be on Bridget now. Hell, I'll even throw in a G, from my state of captivity.

3/1/2015 9:08:31 AM