It's for science.

3/5/2015 6:59:59 PM

JDate

[Edited on March 5, 2015 at 7:03 PM. Reason : LOL]

3/5/2015 7:01:55 PM

Are you not looking for change back?

3/5/2015 7:53:33 PM

3/5/2015 8:24:01 PM

aren't you the one who wants to "suck Taylor Swift's clit so hard?"

3/5/2015 10:50:51 PM

Jewish Pussy exposed???

3/5/2015 11:37:02 PM

are you under the impression that hitler was jewish?

3/5/2015 11:52:33 PM

Are you telling me that you think of Hitler when you see cats?
That's not weird. Your secret is safe with me.

3/6/2015 12:10:42 AM

My girlfriend is Jewish. I do not find that this has an effect on her vagina. In fact, her being Jewish has differentiated her from previous girlfriends in only two capacities:

1) Fewer dinner options when I cook for both of us, because no pork
2) She's in charge of the money

3/6/2015 3:03:06 AM

^ Damn son it sounds like you got pimped if you ask me.

3/6/2015 6:54:39 AM

No pork? That might fly in Africa, but how you gonna deal without BBQ in America?

3/6/2015 7:13:47 AM

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"2) She's in charge of the her money "

Girlfriend in charge of the money.....



[Edited on March 6, 2015 at 7:29 AM. Reason : ,]

3/6/2015 7:28:57 AM

Dated a Jewish girl for a while a few years back. She was pretty okay with pork products though, so I don't think she was too hardcore about it. She definitely gave the best BJs in my 31 year experience, far and away.

3/6/2015 9:14:58 AM

bdmazur is a jewish pussy

3/6/2015 9:51:52 AM

"Are you Jewish? "

"No, why? "

"Coz you israely cute"

3/6/2015 6:51:48 PM

Bobby wins the thread, shut this shit down

3/6/2015 8:30:45 PM

Actually, the Female Israeli Soldiers collectively win the "Jewish pussy" thread

3/7/2015 2:45:16 AM

Yes. Yes they do.

3/7/2015 9:19:32 AM

I'm sure their pussy loving men stoned them to death for those pictures.

3/7/2015 10:05:42 AM

Yeah I really need to assay some Jewish pussy to add to my data collection. Right now of all the types of pussy that I have data for, South American Pussy is an outstanding outlier - it really stands out from the rest. That is based for 4 samples and the varieties included Dominican, Mexican, Columbian, and a Puerto Rican model that shares DNA with the Caucasian wildtype. Each determination was based on the average to two replicates; repeated in all cases with at least 98% recovery, compared to an average is 83% of all other types. South American Pussy normalized against all others consistently falls 3 standard deviations on the distribution curve as being consistently consistent, that within itself is what makes it an outlier.

3/7/2015 12:38:35 PM

^ But what about the bell curve

[Edited on March 7, 2015 at 1:47 PM. Reason : ]

3/7/2015 1:45:11 PM

^ Short version:

99.7% of the time when you assay South American Pussy, it will be an outlier in terms of quality when compared the best sample I have data for. Quality is defined as recovery with the South American Pussy having NLT 98% relative the best sample I have data for.


^^^^^ They actually look like bunch of dirty skanks LOL! My favorite!

[Edited on March 7, 2015 at 9:44 PM. Reason : /]

3/7/2015 9:43:23 PM

I now have another correction. I spoke prematurely by poasting the snatches of the Israeli Army.

This thread has a true winner.

Jewish Pussy wins this thread:

3/7/2015 10:49:02 PM

First off, fuck BobbyDigital.

Secondly, Grumpy I had no idea. Welcome to the tribe club.

3/8/2015 12:01:25 AM

^^
dude, "pussy=cat" jokes are always, always an enormous stretch

I would almost venture to say that they're never ever funny/witty under any circumstances

there are multiple candidates for thread-winner that are superior to ^^ by multiple orders of magnitude

3/8/2015 12:07:56 AM

Ok....maybe...the Netanyahu slideshow is the winner???





(as a side note, shocked at how many comical Israel-themed memes exist on the internet and wondering why I never googled for anything in this body of knowledge sooner in my life)

3/8/2015 12:12:22 AM

no...actually, I'm inclined to say that BobbyDigital won...but his remark wasn't quite terrifically witty enough for a clear-cut win, in my view...also I kinda like bdmazur

so, no wins yet, in my worthless view

but that ^ doesn't win

3/8/2015 12:15:10 AM

Cheech always wins when it comes to finding pussy:

3/8/2015 12:26:42 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milana_Vayntrub

3/8/2015 1:14:37 PM

hmm is there a story behind those pics stategrad posted?

3/9/2015 2:01:23 AM

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"No pork? That might fly in Africa, but how you gonna deal without BBQ in America?"

I'll eat whatever I damn well please in America, but if I'm cooking for both of us I won't cook pork.

Quote :

"Girlfriend in charge of the money....."

Right now that mostly means she figures out who owes what on the bill or tab, which is far more complicated (and occasionally dangerous) in Africa.

But if things go the way I hope -- that is, towards cohabitation and marriage back in the states -- I'm wholeheartedly in favor of her taking the lead in family finances. Stereotypes aside, she's good at it and I'm bad at it.

3/9/2015 3:56:21 AM

TIL Mexico is in South America.

3/9/2015 8:12:03 AM

Puerto Rico and the Dominican too.

3/9/2015 9:43:51 AM

^^, ^

I get what y'all sayin, but I just put them all in the same category since they are not part of North America, and the overlapping similarities such as phenotype, culture, language, and traditions.

3/9/2015 10:51:15 AM

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"SUCH AS PHENOTYPE"

3/9/2015 11:00:50 AM

^ NOT!

Also, let's just call it South 'of' America Pussy to be all inclusive.

3/9/2015 11:03:03 AM

#diversity

3/9/2015 11:08:05 AM

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""Are you Jewish? " "No, why? " "Coz you israely cute""

HAHAHAHAHA

That's terrible enough it might work if I were able to stop laughing.

3/9/2015 6:37:17 PM

As a Jewish girl, how have you never heard that before?

Also, Natalie Portman.

3/9/2015 6:41:21 PM

^^ Would you like to become part of a historical study?

3/9/2015 7:59:04 PM

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"I'm sure their pussy loving men stoned them to death for those pictures."

You're thinking of the Muslim world.

3/9/2015 8:19:52 PM

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"also I kinda like bdmazur"

Aww, thanks!

3/10/2015 7:21:42 PM

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"Grumpy I had no idea. Welcome to the tribe club."

I even taught her the word "verkakte"

3/11/2015 5:48:11 AM