4/5/2015 9:19:57 PM

pine trees be all

ah skeet skeet skeet

4/5/2015 9:52:11 PM

I think this might be an original thread. Yeah. I've checked, and there aren't any threads like this. None.

So let's totes talk about the new phenomenon of pollen and how it affects your white person.

4/5/2015 9:53:39 PM

4/5/2015 9:55:40 PM

Just went to that sketchy car wash beside bobby Murray to wash my truck (even though it said "no pick up trucks)

YOLO

4/5/2015 10:08:44 PM

you gonna wash it every day for the next few weeks?

4/5/2015 10:10:55 PM

No I had to get that sticky pre-ejaculate off. The powder stuff blows off pretty well...

4/5/2015 10:22:08 PM

Never had allergies before this season. How long does this usually last y'all? Is it close to over?

4/6/2015 8:40:59 AM

^the rest of your life

4/6/2015 9:08:52 AM

Weirdest thing ever.

I have had allergies all my adult life, with a runny nose and/or sneezing attacks at least daily, a few times serious enough to qualify as wheezing or minor asthma attacks, or to advance into nasal/sinus infections, no matter what country or city I have lived in.

But for whatever reason, they completely disappeared starting last June after I loved to Louisiana.

Is it Louisiana, or is it my system? TBD when I move from here in a couple of months.

4/6/2015 9:13:04 AM

@0EPII1 if you're like me, you probably have a tree allergy (oak) and there aren't much of those trees in LA.

4/6/2015 9:38:59 AM

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"^the rest of your life"

Damn it all to hell.

4/6/2015 9:39:47 AM

there are a lot of oaks on the LSU campus (which is where I live and study since june)

plus there are no oaks in the other countries I have lived in

your theory busted

[Edited on April 6, 2015 at 9:43 AM. Reason : ]

4/6/2015 9:43:06 AM

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"I LOVED TO LOUISIANA"

4/6/2015 9:45:16 AM

I do lurve Louisiana!!!

4/6/2015 10:04:36 AM

Some fuckin' tree jizzed all over my car this weekend and when I find it, it's getting cut the fuck down.

4/6/2015 10:11:20 AM

I just started getting allergies a few years ago. They blow.

This is the first year I'm going to give allergy medicine a try...as well as eating local honey. We'll see how it goes.

4/6/2015 10:21:12 AM

Heard the same thing about local honey.... does it work?

[Edited on April 6, 2015 at 10:34 AM. Reason : ....]

4/6/2015 10:33:07 AM

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=644890

4/6/2015 11:02:51 AM

^^^For the major OTC allergy meds, I'd rank them:

1. Allegra
2. Claritin






3. Zyrtec

4/6/2015 8:18:28 PM

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"^^^For the major OTC allergy meds, I'd rank them: 0. Nasacort 1. Allegra 2. Claritin 3. Zyrtec"

Fix it for you

4/6/2015 8:28:57 PM

I wish Xyzal would be OTC already

4/6/2015 9:25:57 PM

this thread reminded me that I haven't jerked off yet today

4/6/2015 11:22:45 PM

Ive always had allergies, but when I moved from Baton Rouge to Raleigh they got way worse. Now Im back in Louisiana in New Orleans and I notice they arent nearly as bad.


So to answer a prior question, pollen just isnt that bad here.

4/7/2015 12:43:56 AM

^ Interesting - agrees with my experience. When I was in Raleigh from 2000 to 2002 my allergies were horrible! Runny nose, itching eyes, all the damn time.

4/7/2015 1:01:36 AM

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"Never had allergies before this season. How long does this usually last y'all? Is it close to over? "

Ha, i was on this boat a few years ago... never knew what people were complaining about growing up, then karma bites me.

4/7/2015 1:49:47 AM

I feel sorry for all you allergy people...for like a second, and then I enjoy myself out on a patio with a cold beer.

4/7/2015 9:01:14 AM

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"Never had allergies before this season. How long does this usually last y'all? Is it close to over?"

It hasn't even really started yet. You are in for a world of hurt if you don't figure out a proper allergy cocktail. Last year I was shooting nasacort and popping Allegra D together. This year I'm only running nasacort and so far so good.

4/7/2015 9:04:14 AM

^yeah. Is it over? Hah, it's just begun. I fucking hate this time of year. Another 4-5 weeks of this shit left

I don't so much get all stuffed up from this anymore, but it's all about the eyes. Touch my eyes once and they'll itch for an hour. And regardless of that they feel scratchy all the time because pollen does not get along with my contact lenses.

4/7/2015 9:08:19 AM

^^My problem is that I can't take anything with a decongestant in it, or ibuprofen. I can take Tylenol based products, or Claritin (no D). Sounds like I am basically screwed.

4/7/2015 9:17:15 AM

Yea you should schedule an appointment with your doctor ASAP. The over the counter non-D stuff is crap imo.

4/7/2015 9:19:10 AM

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"I feel sorry for all you allergy people...for like a second, and then I enjoy myself out on a patio with a cold beer. "

Be careful...karma will get you. I made fun of allergy people for years...then it hit me a couple years ago.

Two days ago I started taking a generic OTC allergy medicine and started putting local honey in my coffee. It seems to be working so far (knocking on wood). Went from blowing my nose about 5 or 6 times every hour...to only blowing my nose a couple times today (haven't done it once today). We'll see how it goes.

4/7/2015 9:52:18 AM

I'll have to try this local honey nonsense.

4/7/2015 9:54:50 AM

^I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure it takes a while to work. Like, months.

4/7/2015 9:56:33 AM

this is, by far, the worst episode i've had with allergies...


all that allergy medicine knocks me out....even the supposedly non-drowsy stuff...


and since i can't just take a month off work to sleep it off i'm stuck suffering through this crap

4/7/2015 3:17:25 PM

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"^I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure it takes a while to work. Like, months. "

local honey works really well, when paired with allergy medicine.


Personally, I carry my anti-pollen rock in my pocket at all times each spring. It really works great, I haven't had any symptoms this season. Also, I take daily Zyrtec.

[Edited on April 7, 2015 at 3:21 PM. Reason : set your phone homescreen to a pine tree, that helps too]

4/7/2015 3:20:33 PM

^yeah i seem to recall reading in popular science that local honey is all placebo effect

4/7/2015 3:28:03 PM

^^ Woman is more vulnerable I guess.

[Edited on April 7, 2015 at 3:28 PM. Reason : ^^^]

4/7/2015 3:28:41 PM

I thought everyone knew that one was bullshit.

4/7/2015 3:36:38 PM

so...it's honey not from somewhere else, right?

4/7/2015 3:40:24 PM

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"set your phone homescreen to a pine tree, that helps too"

4/7/2015 3:40:48 PM

The outside world smelled of cum this morning...I audible said "Fucking, eww." to the trees and their hot nasty jizz.

4/7/2015 4:00:22 PM

That's true. It really smells like cum.

4/7/2015 4:14:16 PM

Tree jizz is on a 10 today. I could see jizz fog going down 40 at lunch.

4/8/2015 12:27:03 PM

Yeah, it's a claritin day today.

Also,

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"LET IT RAIN"

not so fast, my friend

Quote :

"Increased rain in spring makes grass grow faster to produce more unwanted pollen."

4/8/2015 12:35:39 PM

My cheap OTC allergy medicine has been working great this week. I also like eating honey...so that's a plus as well.

4/8/2015 12:50:20 PM

My phone screen has been a pine forest for 2 days. I've sneezed twice, seems to be working.

4/8/2015 1:00:39 PM

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""^^^For the major OTC allergy meds, I'd rank them: 0. Nasacort 1. Allegra 2. Claritin 3. Zyrtec" Fix it for you"

so that would make flonase, what, -1?

[Edited on April 8, 2015 at 2:30 PM. Reason : .]

4/8/2015 2:28:08 PM

I'll post a review in a week. I just did some quick searching and will pick up a bottle on the way home for a test.

My idea is to take a hit Nasacort, wait 1 hour and snort a line of pollen.

Repeat 1 day later with Flonase.

[Edited on April 8, 2015 at 2:39 PM. Reason : ,]

4/8/2015 2:39:01 PM

i have severe seasonal allergies. like i couldn't mow a lawn or my eyes would swell shut. like i had to lie to the military to get commissioned. got on flonase a few years back. now i can spend 2 hours on the mower and not feel a thing. it's good stuff. i have zero copay for generics, so I still get a script for it, but the OTC is exactly the same.

4/8/2015 2:42:27 PM